25th April 2004, 8:22 PM
lmao i'm so glad you guys aren't game developers.
GR: well, I made this game with the idea of being completely boring and produce absolutely no stress
ABF: I agree and I made a game as well where you play as a stat.
Reporter: You mean gain stats?
ABF: no you play as a number that is a variable based on other numbers around it. And you play it with your nose because controls dont really matter in a video game.
GR: In the very last level of my game you find a stick and it does nothing. This "Do Nothing Stick" is needed to defeat the end boss, the Average King of Neutrality who has no attacks and is easily defeated with the Do Nothing Stick by doing nothing directly in his head, which is the largest part of his entire body. I mean, what would I want to do? Make the game have a challenge? Come on, i'm also an excellent joke teller.
*shudders*
GR: well, I made this game with the idea of being completely boring and produce absolutely no stress
ABF: I agree and I made a game as well where you play as a stat.
Reporter: You mean gain stats?
ABF: no you play as a number that is a variable based on other numbers around it. And you play it with your nose because controls dont really matter in a video game.
GR: In the very last level of my game you find a stick and it does nothing. This "Do Nothing Stick" is needed to defeat the end boss, the Average King of Neutrality who has no attacks and is easily defeated with the Do Nothing Stick by doing nothing directly in his head, which is the largest part of his entire body. I mean, what would I want to do? Make the game have a challenge? Come on, i'm also an excellent joke teller.
*shudders*