29th April 2004, 11:59 PM
I like my imperial.....
I used to have a t-shirt i made that said "I love my 10 inch dick" and I really do, but converted in cm it's like 25. but somehow... it sounds smaller. And i wont stand for that. my penis must look and feel large even in the context of measuring units. In cubits, I have a half a cubit penis... I think. Unless cubits are the length of a man's arm... then i'm like a quarter cubit. Dammit! Now I have to go measure my penis and have sex with my wife!
I used to have a t-shirt i made that said "I love my 10 inch dick" and I really do, but converted in cm it's like 25. but somehow... it sounds smaller. And i wont stand for that. my penis must look and feel large even in the context of measuring units. In cubits, I have a half a cubit penis... I think. Unless cubits are the length of a man's arm... then i'm like a quarter cubit. Dammit! Now I have to go measure my penis and have sex with my wife!