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***lazyfatbum*** · 2nd May 2006, 11:05 AM

Sounds to me like a brokeback mountain moment but regardless, anyone who doesn't buy a console (and yet enjoys the games) because of a name is factually retarded.

I just wanna post this because it makes my nipples hard.

Here is a list compiled from every source on the intgernet imaginable. IGN, Go Nintendo, Cubed3, Wii Nintendo, and every other Nintendo related site. Here it is gamers, read them and weep.

Metroid Prime 3 [Nintendo]
Super Smash Bros Revolution [Nintendo]
Mario 128 [Nintendo)
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess [Nintendo), Mario Kart [Nintendo]
Batallion Wars: Revolution [Nintendo]
Pokémon New Gen [Nintendo]
Animal Crossing WW2 [Nintendo]
Donkey Kong [Nintendo]
Red Steel [Ubisoft]
Killing Day [Ubisoft)
Madden NFL Wii [Electronic Arts]
Elebits [Konami]
Crystal Chronicles [Square-Enix]
Sonic nextgen [Sega]
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz [Sega]
Sadness [Nibris]
Raid over the River [Nibris]
Albatross 18: Realms of Pangya [Tecmo]
Tony Hawk's Downhill Jam [Activision]
Spider Man 3 [Activision]
Call of Duty WWII [Activision]
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance [Activision]
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichii 2 [Atari]
Darkness [crossbeam Studios]
The Orb [crossbeam Studios]
Thorn [crossbeam Studios]
Cars [THQ]
Avatar: The Last Airbender [THQ]
SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature of the Krusty Krab [THQ]
Trauma Center [Atlus]
Bob Ross! The joy of Painting []
'Flight Game' [Hudson]
One Piece [Bandai]
Metal Slug Collection [SNK]
Wii racing title (reggie's news)

and this still isn't all of them, but not only that, it's also JUST the ones confirmed we know about.... fucking 7 days!!!

***A Black Falcon*** · 2nd May 2006, 4:11 PM

A pretty nice list there...

***EdenMaster*** · 2nd May 2006, 4:22 PM

Nice? That is the list of the games that gamers expect when they DIE and go to HEAVEN.

Man...E3 can't come soon enough!

***Dark Jaguar*** · 2nd May 2006, 5:58 PM

Is it just me or do those who use hyperbole on a constant basis actually get angry at people who don't?

***lazyfatbum*** · 2nd May 2006, 8:50 PM

hyperbole makes life more fun*

*this is a test, if you win you get bragging rights

Just so yunno the kojima game(s) and Capcom game(s) and sega's other project(s) are missinng from the last list as well.

Who's expecting Rockstar Tabletennis? show of hands?

*raises penis*

***lazyfatbum*** · 3rd May 2006, 7:14 AM

http://e3.nintendo.com/

Live coverage, free. the website doesn't say that it has webcasts but it's definitely a possibility. At the very least, piccies and full s'plainin of what is shown.

6 days

***lazyfatbum*** · 3rd May 2006, 9:45 AM

Update

Mario 128
Super Smash Bros. Online
Metroid Prime 3
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles Wii
Animal Crossing Wii
Killing Day
Trauma Center
Splinter Cell 4
Madagaskar 2 (???)
Legend of Zelda Twlight Princess (seperate for Wii?)
Mario Kart Wii
Donkey Kong Wii
Batallion Wars: Revolution
Pokémon New Gen
The Darkness
Possession
Madden NFL 07
Suda51/Grasshopers Studio Title
Minoru Nakai Title
Kojima Project
Call of Duty WWII
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Two Titles from “Artistic Quality”
James Bond 007: Casino Royale
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz
Sadness
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance
Pangya Golf
Elebits
SpongeBob SquarePants: Creature from the Krusty Krab
Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 2
Tony Hawk’s Downhill Jam
Red Steel
Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting
Spider Man 3
Raid Over The River
Happy Feet
Midway Wii Projects
Disney/Pixar’s Cars
The Orb
Thorn
TNA iMPACT!
n-Space Wii Projects
Kid Icarus Wii (All but official)
Blitz Games Wii Projects
Camelot RPG
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2007
Sonic the Hedgehog Wii
Trauma Center Wii
Cooking Title
'Flight Game'
One Piece
Metal Slug Collection
Nintendo Racing title

my head a splode

***Great Rumbler*** · 07-07-2000

***Dark Jaguar*** · 3rd May 2006, 11:32 AM

I'm not looking for an image! You lie!

cppcrusader · 3rd May 2006, 12:07 PM

I think that the only live coverage that'll be on Nintendo's site is of their press event.

What I find interesting is that both Microsoft and Nintendo have sites set up specifically for E3 information. Granted Microsoft is at the advantage because all their demos and movies will be up for free download on Live. I know some other publishers/studios are putting up similar sites as well. I haven't heard if Sony is doing anything like this or not yet.

I did go ahead and upgrade my Gamespot account again to get their daily live coverage from the floor. It looks like everybody having their own sites set up for info has affected Gamespot's prices as well (yay for me), the subscription is only 2.95 a month as opposed to last year's 7.95.

***Dark Jaguar*** · 3rd May 2006, 12:18 PM

You say you want a Revolution, well you know, Wii all wanna change the world...

http://wiichange.ytmnd.com/

***Smoke*** · 3rd May 2006, 3:58 PM

I think you need to put that image into context GR. Otherwise people might assume it's a phtotoshop.

Ubisoft E3 Lineup - Rayman to be Wii launch title, first pic

"Control your spider and other creatures by rotating your controller."
Ubisoft announces Rayman Raving Rabbids for PS3, Xbox 360, Wii

That's an OFFICIAL photo.

***A Black Falcon*** · 3rd May 2006, 4:06 PM

That's definitely one of the odder game pictures I've seen... it's Rayman, though, so I'm sure the game will be fun. :)

***lazyfatbum*** · 3rd May 2006, 5:51 PM

Shit the bed?? is that screen from Wii??? IT IS??? that's crazy!!! check out the fur shading and that afro! Not to mention the giant spider, oh holy moley imagine that shit in movement, is there a movie of it yet? probably not, but just imagine it! 8 giant bunny hunting legs of death and a *realistic clown afro*!!! WOW!!!!! and it's been confirmed as a Wii screenshot, in wide screen progressive glory!!!

also:

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Wii this October?

3rd party developer Midway may have inadvertently let the release of Nintendo Wii slip. The official announcement will probably come next week but here is what Midway had to say in a recent press release.

Midway press release:

Blitz: The League (Nintendo Wii; October 2006) - The celebrated arcade-style football franchise is back and better than ever with a new treatment of America's most popular sport. Blitz: The League exposes the harsh and troubling, behind-the-scenes stories of a fictional professional football league.

As you can see the release date for Blitz states that it is coming to Wii in October. Lets just keep those fingers crossed and we will see if this bodes true

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"The title is being developed by Ubisoft’s award-winning studio in Montpellier, France led by Michel Ancel, creator of the original Rayman game, the critically acclaimed Beyond Good & Evil and Peter Jackson’s King Kong: The Official Game of the Movie."

I'm bleeding in the good way!!!

Now you ready for even more fun? This doesn't actually mean that Wii will launch in october, it could launch in August, July... you get the idea, with Blitz launch a month or two later. if it's not earlier than october, october is still a whole 31 days before november, and that's a good thing.

Oh and add 'Free Radical project', brothers in arms 3 and ghost recon 4 and of course Rayman: Rabbids to the Wii (huge) game's list!!!!

***Great Rumbler*** · 3rd May 2006, 7:01 PM

Quote:Shit the bed?? is that screen from Wii??? IT IS??? that's crazy!!! check out the fur shading and that afro! Not to mention the giant spider, oh holy moley imagine that shit in movement, is there a movie of it yet? probably not, but just imagine it! 8 giant bunny hunting legs of death and a *realistic clown afro*!!! WOW!!!!! and it's been confirmed as a Wii screenshot, in wide screen progressive glory!!!

Hahaha, you're reaction is like the exact polar opposite of the general consensus over at GAF. :D

Although, it's actually thought to be a picture from the PS2 version that accidentally got put together with Wii stuff.

***A Black Falcon*** · 3rd May 2006, 7:33 PM

So is the kid on the left in the upper picture male or female...

***Dark Jaguar*** · 3rd May 2006, 7:38 PM

Same as the kid on the right. Not that that answers anything definitively...

***lazyfatbum*** · 3rd May 2006, 8:49 PM

It looks like two kids playing video games, one of them just returned from a concert and they decided to play over at grandpa's house (or they invaded an elderly man's home). Nothing unusual at all. Well, he's holding a wiimote.... that raises an eyebrow or two.

Why is it the polar opposite? They dont like realistic clown afros? :/ And look at the awesome lighting effects, I wonder if it has volumetric effects, the fog and dust certainly look to be volumetric but we haven't seen it in motion yet. I imagine that spider to be shiny with an environment map that picks up lighting changes sorta like Metroid Prime's metalic objects (her arm cannon).

The little squatter bunny in the back (about to get trampled) is my favorite, i imagine him having a voice that sounds like a elderly black frenchman who smoked since birth and yells in french. Like a french harvey firestein, Just look at at him waddling back there and imagine that type of voice i explained yelling:

Bunny in back: SACRE NOM D'UN CHIEN PUTAIN!!!! SANS PREVENIR ATTAQUE LE GARGANTUESQUE ARAIGNEE ASSASSINAT MOI!!!!!

Bunny in front: A MOI LEVRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider: 'Ey now, no worries mate, ohm just gonna pet ya!! ...with me fangs. 'En me and me mate'll put clawn ahfras on ya! ...'E'll 'ave a ball we will!

Bunny in back: ??? MINCE ALORS!!!! LE ARAIGANEE EST AUSTRALIEN!!!!!!!!!!

All the bunnies: MERDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***Smoke*** · 3rd May 2006, 9:19 PM

***Smoke*** · 3rd May 2006, 9:25 PM

Since it seems the accelerometer in the nunchuck rumor is true this quote makes me very excited.

Quote:GI: It’s been rumored that the new big Revolution secret is the fact that the nun chuck controller is also motion detecting…

Atwood: Really. That’s interesting. I would say 9:30 in the morning on Tuesday of E3 will be filled with surprises and I would just show up. Because there’s been a ton of speculation. Some of it’s right. Some of it’s not. We’d say that if that’s the only secret you’re expecting you’re going to be very surprised.

***Dark Jaguar*** · 3rd May 2006, 9:28 PM

That game image, if that's what that even is, really isn't all that impressive. Not sure what lazy sees...

***Smoke*** · 5th May 2006, 12:52 AM

Activision readying trio for Wii launch

***lazyfatbum*** · 5th May 2006, 7:48 AM

DJ/ try zooming in. There's all kinds of neat techniques being used, like that cottonball afro. I think you'll be more impressed when it's in motion.

***Smoke*** · 6th May 2006, 2:08 AM

Quote:E3 2006 Predictions: Nintendo
Topic: Console Games
Whoops! I was planning on posting Nintendo predictions immediately after the Sony ones went up, but then FedEx arrived with my copy of New Super Mario Bros. You guys are lucky I even found the strength to shut it off, by cracky. Anyway that means I can kick off my Nintendo predictions with

* New Super Mario Bros. will be totally awesome. This is not so much a prediction as it is a fact, but most people will be discovering it for the first time at E3 and will realize how cool it is. The only problem is that the E3 demo will only be a couple of brief areas, not enough to show off the extraordinarily deep level of content therein. But it ships on the 15th, so it won't be long.
* As awesome as NSMB will be, it won't be the best DS game on the show floor. And to really throw you for a loop: neither will Zelda.
* Remember the amazing surprise when Twilight Princess was shown off at E3 2004? Nintendo's press conference on Tuesday will be something on the order of two dozen of those "holy shit!" moments, all strung together. Fanboy tears will flow.
* Nintendo will make some surprising announcements about online for both DS and Wii.
* The "nunchuck" attachment for the Wii will also have an accelerometer inside it -- it won't be able to detect the position of the controller relative to the screen, but it will be able to detect tilt.
* Mario, Animal Crossing, and Super Smash Bros. will be shown for Wii, but that won't be the extent of the lineup. There will be plenty of new franchises geared towards the casual market. Expect Nintendo to also show plenty of tech demos that may or may not become full products.
* Wii, like PS3, will be in a closed-off area at E3. No Wii kiosks at third party developers' booths. The line will be significantly longer than any other wait period at E3, including PS3.
* DS will take up the majority of Nintendo's remaining show floor space, but the GameCube and GBA will play host to a few games each. There won't be many of them, but they'll be there. Zelda Twilight Princess will be out in the open, although the Wii functionality may only be demonstrated in the Wii room.
* Wii's graphics will be better than expected, but (of course) significantly less detailed than PS3 and 360.

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