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    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Den of the Philociraptor Am I bored?

    Poll: Am I bored?
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    :shake: .... Joystick
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    :wha:
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    :nono:
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    :screwy:
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    :topic:
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    :crap: ... Dunno
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    Erm
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    :shiggy2:
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    Am I bored?
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    #1
    20th September 2004, 12:31 PM
    Whoever picks the right answer(s?) gets a free something-awesome-that's-really-great... thing!
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    #2
    20th September 2004, 12:54 PM
    Yup.
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    #3
    20th September 2004, 1:20 PM
    You'll find out the correct answer once enough people have voted.
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    #4
    20th September 2004, 2:01 PM
    Ah! No wonder ABF can't see the right answer. It says in small print that you have to like good games in order to be able to see the correct answer.

    Btw, I voted for all of those. What do I get?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #5
    20th September 2004, 2:05 PM
    Haha....


    *high fives Johnny*
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    #6
    20th September 2004, 2:30 PM
    *high fives Daniel*
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    #7
    20th September 2004, 2:31 PM
    *high fives Arthur*



    ...


    Me: Who the hell are you?

    Arthur: ... what...

    Johnny: Erm
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    #8
    20th September 2004, 2:36 PM
    *highfives a badger* *is attacked by angry badger* Yeah...yeah let's not do this anymore.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #9
    20th September 2004, 2:38 PM
    Yeah that's probably for the best. Arthur is starting to creep me out.
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    #10
    23rd September 2004, 4:50 AM
    Remember, everyone: a vote for :nodding: is a vote for democracy!

    And for Friday nights to be pizza nights again.
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    #11
    23rd September 2004, 5:10 AM
    Well...I voted for all of them.
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    #12
    23rd September 2004, 9:46 AM
    But I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't have pizza...


    *cries*

    Quote:Well...I voted for all of them.

    Isn't it just the coolest thing in the world that you can now pick all of the choices in polls??!! I love it!!
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    #13
    23rd September 2004, 12:15 PM
    Me too!
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    #14
    23rd September 2004, 12:19 PM
    Arthur: Me three!


    Alright I'll stop!


    Arthur: No you won't!!


    Argh!
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    #15
    23rd September 2004, 7:51 PM
    Snakes suck--especially yellow ones.
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    #16
    24th September 2004, 10:11 AM
    What about green ones with yellow stripes?
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    #17
    24th September 2004, 2:56 PM
    Or yellow ones with green stripes?
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    #18
    24th September 2004, 3:06 PM
    Yeah...
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    #19
    24th September 2004, 3:06 PM
    wait what?
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    #20
    24th September 2004, 3:34 PM
    What about ones that have coppery back and trinagular-shaped head?
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #21
    24th September 2004, 3:46 PM
    ...yes those too.
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    #22
    25th September 2004, 5:28 AM
    Let's just say that all poisonous snakes suck and call it a day.
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    #23
    25th September 2004, 8:15 AM
    Arthur: ....ok
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    #24
    25th September 2004, 6:59 PM
    *hits Geno with a halibut*
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    #25
    26th September 2004, 4:44 AM
    *hits GR with a trout* I haven't done that to anybody in so long.
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    #26
    26th September 2004, 3:07 PM
    *hits Geno with a carp*
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    #27
    26th September 2004, 6:25 PM
    *hits GR with a whale*

    Not really a fish, but it'll suffice.
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    #28
    27th September 2004, 12:19 PM
    *hits Geno with a platypus*
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    #29
    27th September 2004, 12:23 PM
    Hahaha, those animals crack me up every time I think of 'em.
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    #30
    27th September 2004, 1:40 PM
    Platypi - Nature's pratical joke.
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    #31
    27th September 2004, 2:14 PM
    Yessiree
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    #32
    27th September 2004, 2:25 PM
    [Image: platypus.jpg]
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    #33
    27th September 2004, 5:38 PM
    Lol
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    #34
    27th September 2004, 5:39 PM
    Man, it looks like it just put on a bad duck mask or something,
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    #35
    27th September 2004, 5:50 PM
    It's like a beaver with a duck's bill. It's actually kind of sad...
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    #36
    27th September 2004, 7:03 PM
    Yeah. I bet those guys don't get invited to all of the cool animal parties.
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    #37
    27th September 2004, 7:15 PM
    Those things have a duck's bill, and a beaver's tail. They have pouches like opposums, and lay frickin' eggs.

    Then there's the kicker. The platypus is venemous. That's right, you heard me, it's frickin' VENEMOUS. No fangs, or stingers. It's the claws. And no, not even the FRONT claws. It's two claws on it's BACK legs, INNER leg! What manner of biology would FORM like that? The venom itself isn't even fatal. It only makes you WISH you were dead. No neural attack, or attacking heart tissue, or necrotic tissue damage, or blood damage, or even just plain toxin overload attacking pretty much whatever. It's special, it's a venom specially formulated to attack ONE thing, PAIN NERVES. It doesn't even affect other types of nerve endings, just pain nervs, sending them into overdrive. It's actually one of the most painful things that could happen, and it's completely harmless aside from the swelling reactoin from the pain.

    So then, you have this hilarious joke of a creature. What could possibly be more hilarious? The poor guy who got stung by a platypus having to tell his story to some doctor.
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    #38
    28th September 2004, 5:36 AM
    Doctor: Oh my! What happened to you?!

    Patient: I got stung by a platy...a jellyfish.

    Doctor: Huh. It's looks like you've got claw marks on your leg...
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    #39
    28th September 2004, 9:33 AM
    Arthur: I got stung by a platypus.

    Geno: And may I ask you... how?

    Arthur: Well, its venomous claws were on its backside, so I...

    Geno: Go on...

    Arthur: I was drunk, and I...

    Geno: Uh huh...

    Arthur: I was kinda having... *points toward the sky* Look, a dead bird!

    Geno: ...

    Arthur: .........*points toward the sky again* Look, a diversion!

    Geno: *looks up* WHERE?!

    Arthur: *runs*

    Geno: *turns back* There's no diversi--HEY, GET BACK HERE!
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    #40
    28th September 2004, 12:19 PM
    Man that's nuts. The platypus is insane! God must have been like "haha okay just one joke animal!".
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    #41
    28th September 2004, 1:52 PM
    God: Alright, well I guess I've made all the animals that we'll need.

    Jesus: What are we going to do with all those beaver bodies and duck bills that you had to go out and buy in bulk?

    God: Oh yeah, I forgot about all that. Hmm...I have an idea. *puts hand in waffle iron* AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHY?!

    Jesus: Erm

    God: Okay, now I've got a different idea.
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    #42
    28th September 2004, 1:56 PM
    Or perhaps one of those mad scientists like Marlon Brando used to play decided to splice the genes of random animals and the platypus was the end result.
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    #43
    28th September 2004, 2:15 PM
    Marlon Brando?
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    #44
    28th September 2004, 2:25 PM
    Marlon Brando played mad scientists?
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    #45
    28th September 2004, 3:15 PM
    In that Island of Doctor Moreuo or whatever movie.
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