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Am I bored? - OB1 - 20th September 2004
Whoever picks the right answer(s?) gets a free something-awesome-that's-really-great... thing!
Am I bored? - A Black Falcon - 20th September 2004
Yup.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 20th September 2004
You'll find out the correct answer once enough people have voted.
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 20th September 2004
Ah! No wonder ABF can't see the right answer. It says in small print that you have to like good games in order to be able to see the correct answer.
Btw, I voted for all of those. What do I get?
Am I bored? - OB1 - 20th September 2004
Haha....
*high fives Johnny*
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 20th September 2004
*high fives Daniel*
Am I bored? - OB1 - 20th September 2004
*high fives Arthur*
...
Me: Who the hell are you?
Arthur: ... what...
Johnny:
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 20th September 2004
*highfives a badger* *is attacked by angry badger* Yeah...yeah let's not do this anymore.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 20th September 2004
Yeah that's probably for the best. Arthur is starting to creep me out.
Am I bored? - Geno - 23rd September 2004
Remember, everyone: a vote for :nodding: is a vote for democracy!
And for Friday nights to be pizza nights again.
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2004
Well...I voted for all of them.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 23rd September 2004
But I'm lactose intolerant, so I can't have pizza...
*cries*
Quote:Well...I voted for all of them.
Isn't it just the coolest thing in the world that you can now pick all of the choices in polls??!! I love it!!
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 23rd September 2004
Me too!
Am I bored? - OB1 - 23rd September 2004
Arthur: Me three!
Alright I'll stop!
Arthur: No you won't!!
Argh!
Am I bored? - Darunia - 23rd September 2004
Snakes suck--especially yellow ones.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 24th September 2004
What about green ones with yellow stripes?
Am I bored? - Geno - 24th September 2004
Or yellow ones with green stripes?
Am I bored? - OB1 - 24th September 2004
Yeah...
Am I bored? - OB1 - 24th September 2004
wait what?
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 24th September 2004
What about ones that have coppery back and trinagular-shaped head?
Am I bored? - OB1 - 24th September 2004
...yes those too.
Am I bored? - Geno - 25th September 2004
Let's just say that all poisonous snakes suck and call it a day.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 25th September 2004
Arthur: ....ok
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 25th September 2004
*hits Geno with a halibut*
Am I bored? - Geno - 26th September 2004
*hits GR with a trout* I haven't done that to anybody in so long.
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 26th September 2004
*hits Geno with a carp*
Am I bored? - Geno - 26th September 2004
*hits GR with a whale*
Not really a fish, but it'll suffice.
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 27th September 2004
*hits Geno with a platypus*
Am I bored? - OB1 - 27th September 2004
Hahaha, those animals crack me up every time I think of 'em.
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 27th September 2004
Platypi - Nature's pratical joke.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 27th September 2004
Yessiree
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 27th September 2004
![[Image: platypus.jpg]](http://www.kun.nl/fil-beta/platypus.jpg)
Am I bored? - OB1 - 27th September 2004
Am I bored? - OB1 - 27th September 2004
Man, it looks like it just put on a bad duck mask or something,
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 27th September 2004
It's like a beaver with a duck's bill. It's actually kind of sad...
Am I bored? - OB1 - 27th September 2004
Yeah. I bet those guys don't get invited to all of the cool animal parties.
Am I bored? - Dark Jaguar - 27th September 2004
Those things have a duck's bill, and a beaver's tail. They have pouches like opposums, and lay frickin' eggs.
Then there's the kicker. The platypus is venemous. That's right, you heard me, it's frickin' VENEMOUS. No fangs, or stingers. It's the claws. And no, not even the FRONT claws. It's two claws on it's BACK legs, INNER leg! What manner of biology would FORM like that? The venom itself isn't even fatal. It only makes you WISH you were dead. No neural attack, or attacking heart tissue, or necrotic tissue damage, or blood damage, or even just plain toxin overload attacking pretty much whatever. It's special, it's a venom specially formulated to attack ONE thing, PAIN NERVES. It doesn't even affect other types of nerve endings, just pain nervs, sending them into overdrive. It's actually one of the most painful things that could happen, and it's completely harmless aside from the swelling reactoin from the pain.
So then, you have this hilarious joke of a creature. What could possibly be more hilarious? The poor guy who got stung by a platypus having to tell his story to some doctor.
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 28th September 2004
Doctor: Oh my! What happened to you?!
Patient: I got stung by a platy...a jellyfish.
Doctor: Huh. It's looks like you've got claw marks on your leg...
Am I bored? - Geno - 28th September 2004
Arthur: I got stung by a platypus.
Geno: And may I ask you... how?
Arthur: Well, its venomous claws were on its backside, so I...
Geno: Go on...
Arthur: I was drunk, and I...
Geno: Uh huh...
Arthur: I was kinda having... *points toward the sky* Look, a dead bird!
Geno: ...
Arthur: .........*points toward the sky again* Look, a diversion!
Geno: *looks up* WHERE?!
Arthur: *runs*
Geno: *turns back* There's no diversi--HEY, GET BACK HERE!
Am I bored? - OB1 - 28th September 2004
Man that's nuts. The platypus is insane! God must have been like "haha okay just one joke animal!".
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 28th September 2004
God: Alright, well I guess I've made all the animals that we'll need.
Jesus: What are we going to do with all those beaver bodies and duck bills that you had to go out and buy in bulk?
God: Oh yeah, I forgot about all that. Hmm...I have an idea. *puts hand in waffle iron* AAAAGGGHHHH!!! WHY?!
Jesus:
God: Okay, now I've got a different idea.
Am I bored? - Geno - 28th September 2004
Or perhaps one of those mad scientists like Marlon Brando used to play decided to splice the genes of random animals and the platypus was the end result.
Am I bored? - OB1 - 28th September 2004
Marlon Brando?
Am I bored? - Great Rumbler - 28th September 2004
Marlon Brando played mad scientists?
Am I bored? - OB1 - 28th September 2004
In that Island of Doctor Moreuo or whatever movie.