TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK!

[Darunia]

*The peaceful, happy-go-lucky world of Post-Goron Occupational TC Forums is shattered with the thunderous roar of cannon fire. Moments later, the drone of twin-engine Goron transports can be heard...the sky turns to blazing orange, as the denizens of Tendo City realize that the Goron war machine is back on the road, and inbound!*


HERE YE, HERE YE!

Darunia's back. He has a new version of Netscape that works.

Best Regards,
Barry.

[Great Rumbler]

They're baaaack!

[EdenMaster]

*looks around*

I tihink you mean <b><i>HEAR</i> YE, <I>HEAR</i> YE</b>, Darunia.

Darunia: You dare correct me??

EM: Well, I guess so.

Darunia: Do you know who I am??

EM: Of course I do, I've known you for years.

Darunia: And you still have the nerve to do such a thing??

EM: Yes.

Darunia: Oh. Well. My mistake, thanks.

*EdenMaster is impaled from four different directions by Goron Cavalry* :goron:

EM: Good to have you back, Darunia...

*dies*

[Darunia]

Good to be back, Sir. Maybe if I looked up less porn I'd get fewer virii and such.

[EdenMaster]

Yes, that may help.

Isn't your spear sharp enough by now?

[Darunia]

A Goron's spear is never too sharp.

[Geno]

*pokes EdenMaster's corpse with a stick* :stick:

[EdenMaster]

A little to the left.

...

Ahh...that's the spot. Thanks.

[Weltall]

I'm glad to see you, but if you try to hug me, I'll kill you and rape your corpse.

[Darunia]

Let the party begin! Que la fête commence!

*Jams to Saria's Song*

[Great Rumbler]

*begins playing CD of Saria's Song* *sets CD player on repeat* Alright, now let's go see what he's got in his refrigerator.

[EdenMaster]

Darunia: HOT! What a hot beat!

EM: You're liable to hurt someone with all that flailing.

[Geno]

*clinging to the nearest nailed-to-the-floor object as Darunia dances*

[Great Rumbler]

Everyone just calm down! I'm sure that he'll stop eventu...UMPH!! *is hit by Darunia's wildly flailing arms* By nothe! Hi liked dat nothe!!

[A Black Falcon]

Watch out, those Gorons aren't the most coordinated dancers...

[Weltall]

I dunno, he's pretty fly.

[Great Rumbler]

He's pretty fly for a rock-eating guy.

[Darunia]

*The military governonr in charge of Goron-occupied Tendo City nails a new order to the church door:*

TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY

[Great Rumbler]

[whisper]Remember, guys, we drop the CDs from the blimp at midnight. Don't forget![/whisper]

[UltraMarioMan]

TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY

*Orders his Atomic Chimp scientists to build a Saria's Song death ray*

[Darunia]

:nono:

[bountyhunter]

well.. that sucks. Now there's a horny french speaking bad dancing spear polishing goron back on the loose and he's already banned the means of his previous demise..

[UltraMarioMan]

*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*

[lazyfatbum]

How do you fit 7 jews in a Volkswagon Beetle?

In the ashtray.

[bountyhunter]

Did he really say that?
Darunia that is a really sick thing to say, I'm german and I don't even find that funny..

Now had you said 11 jews with seven in the ashtray and the other four being the contents of the wheels then I might reconsider.

[Great Rumbler]

Q: What's better than a baby?

A: A dead baby.

[Darunia]

I never fucking said that. Only Lazy Fat Trouble-Making Cocksucker would say something like that.

[UltraMarioMan]

This just in Darunia needs a hug more at eleven.

[Geno]

*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*

Poop your pants tone? You mean the brown note?

[Great Rumbler]

:poop:

[Geno]

:shakeit:

[Undertow]

HELLO INTERNET.

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[Darunia]

*Goron cavalry bursts into the thread, toting sabers; hacking off limbs left and right. They order the meeting to disband---terrified Tendites run off, screaming in all directions*

[Undertow]

*throws a spear at you*

SAUCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN <i>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!</i>

*attacks with is gay cavelry*

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[Darunia]

You and your *scoff* inside jokes about pizza.

*Sends in the 82nd Goron Violin Division*


*The 3rd Dancing Carrot Brigade encircles gay 'cavelry' (sic)*

*2nd Armored Mario Division adds some punch, along with the 101rst Banana Cavalry and the 92nd Weird RoboSmiley Division* :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :far-out: :far-out: :far-out: :far-out: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot:

[Undertow]

Psssh, my level 5 kitten lords beat your puny "army".

KEKEKEKITTEN RUSH.

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[Geno]

Beware the Shiggy Army of Doom!

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Darunia: Retreat!

:goron:

[Undertow]

A-ha! My reinforcements have arrived!

[Dark Jaguar]

Okay everyone, time's up playing war with Darunia. Give me back those gnat hats.

[Great Rumbler]

I'll help too! *brings his AC-130 gunships and heavy-armored Bi-pedal battle tanks to the aid of Undertow and Geno*

[UltraMarioMan]

*Sends in the 109th Atomic Chimp Heavy Armor brigade to assist the rebeling Tendites*

[Great Rumbler]

*sends in the 18th-42nd V3 fusions bomber squadrons with five squandrens of hornet-class fighter jets*

[UltraMarioMan]

*Sends in Mecha Richard Nixon*

[Geno]

*sends in Buddy Christ, with Karate Chop action*

[Great Rumbler]

*sends in Jesus Christ superstar*

[Darunia]

*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*

*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*

*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*

[Great Rumbler]

That's bogus. Peter Griffen and the Aqua Teens have already alligned with General Sanchez to form the Grand Army of the Republic [of the United States of America]. And anyway Russia doesn't even HAVE a military. What are they going to do? Bleed on us?

[lazyfatbum]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

[Dark Jaguar]

Help Jesus carry his own cross with NEW kung-fu action grip!

And there may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!

[UltraMarioMan]

*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*

*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*

*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*

*Calls in the aid of his Canadian allies* *Stewie Griffin aligns with the rebels* The Atomic Chimp 111th Airborne is called in*