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TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 16th August 2004
*The peaceful, happy-go-lucky world of Post-Goron Occupational TC Forums is shattered with the thunderous roar of cannon fire. Moments later, the drone of twin-engine Goron transports can be heard...the sky turns to blazing orange, as the denizens of Tendo City realize that the Goron war machine is back on the road, and inbound!*
HERE YE, HERE YE!
Darunia's back. He has a new version of Netscape that works.
Best Regards,
Barry.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 16th August 2004
They're baaaack!
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - EdenMaster - 16th August 2004
*looks around*
I tihink you mean <b><i>HEAR</i> YE, <I>HEAR</i> YE</b>, Darunia.
Darunia: You dare correct me??
EM: Well, I guess so.
Darunia: Do you know who I am??
EM: Of course I do, I've known you for years.
Darunia: And you still have the nerve to do such a thing??
EM: Yes.
Darunia: Oh. Well. My mistake, thanks.
*EdenMaster is impaled from four different directions by Goron Cavalry* :goron:
EM: Good to have you back, Darunia...
*dies*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 16th August 2004
Good to be back, Sir. Maybe if I looked up less porn I'd get fewer virii and such.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - EdenMaster - 16th August 2004
Yes, that may help.
Isn't your spear sharp enough by now?
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 17th August 2004
A Goron's spear is never too sharp.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 19th August 2004
*pokes EdenMaster's corpse with a stick* :stick:
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - EdenMaster - 19th August 2004
A little to the left.
...
Ahh...that's the spot. Thanks.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Weltall - 19th August 2004
I'm glad to see you, but if you try to hug me, I'll kill you and rape your corpse.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 19th August 2004
Let the party begin! Que la fête commence!
*Jams to Saria's Song*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 20th August 2004
*begins playing CD of Saria's Song* *sets CD player on repeat* Alright, now let's go see what he's got in his refrigerator.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - EdenMaster - 21st August 2004
Darunia: HOT! What a hot beat!
EM: You're liable to hurt someone with all that flailing.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 22nd August 2004
*clinging to the nearest nailed-to-the-floor object as Darunia dances*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 22nd August 2004
Everyone just calm down! I'm sure that he'll stop eventu...UMPH!! *is hit by Darunia's wildly flailing arms* By nothe! Hi liked dat nothe!!
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - A Black Falcon - 22nd August 2004
Watch out, those Gorons aren't the most coordinated dancers...
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Weltall - 22nd August 2004
I dunno, he's pretty fly.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 23rd August 2004
He's pretty fly for a rock-eating guy.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 23rd August 2004
*The military governonr in charge of Goron-occupied Tendo City nails a new order to the church door:*
TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 23rd August 2004
[whisper]Remember, guys, we drop the CDs from the blimp at midnight. Don't forget![/whisper]
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 24th August 2004
Quote:TAKE NOTE: HENCEFORTH, ANYONE CAUGHT IN POSESSION OF SARIA'S SONG IS TO BE PUT TO IMMEDIATE AND UNNECCESARILY PAINFUL DEATH, OWING TO ITS DISABLING EFFECT ON ALL GORONS.*Orders his Atomic Chimp scientists to build a Saria's Song death ray*
TAKE CARE,
-BARRY
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 24th August 2004
:nono:
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - bountyhunter - 25th August 2004
well.. that sucks. Now there's a horny french speaking bad dancing spear polishing goron back on the loose and he's already banned the means of his previous demise..
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 25th August 2004
*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - lazyfatbum - 29th August 2004
Darunia Wrote:How do you fit 7 jews in a Volkswagon Beetle?
In the ashtray.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - bountyhunter - 30th August 2004
Did he really say that?
Darunia that is a really sick thing to say, I'm german and I don't even find that funny..
Now had you said 11 jews with seven in the ashtray and the other four being the contents of the wheels then I might reconsider.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 30th August 2004
Q: What's better than a baby?
A: A dead baby.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 31st August 2004
I never fucking said that.
Only Lazy Fat Trouble-Making Cocksucker would say something like that.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 31st August 2004
This just in Darunia needs a hug more at eleven.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 31st August 2004
UltraMarioMan Wrote:*In a test the Saria's Song Death Ray is accidently set to play the poop your pants tone and a rather large mess is made*
Poop your pants tone? You mean the brown note?
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 31st August 2004
:poop:
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 31st August 2004
:shakeit:
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Undertow - 31st August 2004
HELLO INTERNET.
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TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 31st August 2004
*Goron cavalry bursts into the thread, toting sabers; hacking off limbs left and right. They order the meeting to disband---terrified Tendites run off, screaming in all directions*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Undertow - 31st August 2004
*throws a spear at you*
SAUCE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN <i>CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!</i>
*attacks with is gay cavelry*
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TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 31st August 2004
You and your *scoff* inside jokes about pizza.
*Sends in the 82nd Goron Violin Division*
*The 3rd Dancing Carrot Brigade encircles gay 'cavelry' (sic)*
*2nd Armored Mario Division adds some punch, along with the 101rst Banana Cavalry and the 92nd Weird RoboSmiley Division* :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :mariowin: :far-out: :far-out: :far-out: :far-out: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot: :robot:
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Undertow - 31st August 2004
Psssh, my level 5 kitten lords beat your puny "army".
KEKEKEKITTEN RUSH.
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TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 31st August 2004
Beware the Shiggy Army of Doom!
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Darunia: Retreat!
:goron:
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Undertow - 31st August 2004
A-ha! My reinforcements have arrived!
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 31st August 2004
Okay everyone, time's up playing war with Darunia. Give me back those gnat hats.
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 31st August 2004
I'll help too! *brings his AC-130 gunships and heavy-armored Bi-pedal battle tanks to the aid of Undertow and Geno*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 1st September 2004
*Sends in the 109th Atomic Chimp Heavy Armor brigade to assist the rebeling Tendites*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 1st September 2004
*sends in the 18th-42nd V3 fusions bomber squadrons with five squandrens of hornet-class fighter jets*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 1st September 2004
*Sends in Mecha Richard Nixon*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Geno - 1st September 2004
*sends in Buddy Christ, with Karate Chop action*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 1st September 2004
*sends in Jesus Christ superstar*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Darunia - 1st September 2004
*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order*
*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*
*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Great Rumbler - 1st September 2004
That's bogus. Peter Griffen and the Aqua Teens have already alligned with General Sanchez to form the Grand Army of the Republic [of the United States of America]. And anyway Russia doesn't even HAVE a military. What are they going to do? Bleed on us?
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - lazyfatbum - 2nd September 2004
Darunia Wrote:What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - Dark Jaguar - 2nd September 2004
Help Jesus carry his own cross with NEW kung-fu action grip!
And there may not be any room at the inn, but there's PLENTY of room in Malibu Mary's split level beach house!
TENDO CITY: DARUNIA STRIKES BACK! - UltraMarioMan - 2nd September 2004
Quote:*Goron Empire declares the province of Tendo City to be in a state of insurrection. The Goron Imperial Senate passes a law, authorizing any and all means to restore order**Calls in the aid of his Canadian allies* *Stewie Griffin aligns with the rebels* The Atomic Chimp 111th Airborne is called in*
*650,000 Goron troops mobilized for war*
*Russia, the Aqua Teens and Peter Griffin allign with the Gorons*