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    #1
    24th August 2004, 12:15 PM
    Stupid Enzyte commercials...
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    #2
    24th August 2004, 12:55 PM
    What?
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    #3
    24th August 2004, 1:13 PM
    Yeah, Bob is annoying...
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    #4
    25th August 2004, 7:34 PM
    Bob is, kind of, the mascot for Enzyte, a product for *ahem* "Natural Male Enhancement", as they call it. He walks around with a gigantic grin, an overenthusiastic wife, goofy music playing in the background, and a narrator talking about how much better his life is after Enzyte.

    They are pretty annoying, but the one with the Japanese businessmen is a little funny.
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    #5
    25th August 2004, 8:44 PM
    And blatant imagery like the neighbor with the drooping garden hose, in one of them...
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    #6
    26th August 2004, 10:28 AM
    Apparently the drug turns you into a retarded dork in exchange for the "Enhancement"
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    26th August 2004, 4:42 PM
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    #8
    26th August 2004, 5:47 PM
    :D
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    #9
    15th February 2006, 4:49 AM
    There was a google spider investigating this thead, and here I am. People will say "omg old thread for no raison!1" and I will agree.

    Love me for it.
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    #10
    15th February 2006, 9:13 AM
    This thread is very old.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #11
    15th February 2006, 12:13 PM
    The main issue here is the total lack of any evidence that these sorts of products work. The buzz word that should set everyone's "bull" detectors off is "natural". What does that mean? Is a giant bottle of pills natural now? What seperates the natural pills from the unnatural? I would wager that absolutely nothing does. Both have to be developed in labs, and both have to get their chemicals from the world around us.
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    #12
    16th February 2006, 11:06 PM
    I was just about to point that same thing out, DJ. About a year and a half after the thread was made, yes, but I was going to say it eventually!

    Those commercials are quite fucked. Same goes for Bob's wife and possibly some other mistresses. I made a sexual pun. Laugh, damn you!
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    17th February 2006, 1:35 PM
    You beat my time by 12 seconds... and 42 minutes... and 15 hours... I do plan to finish someday!
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    #14
    20th February 2006, 9:13 PM
    What's that quote from? It sounds familiar, like it's from a cartoon or something.
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    #15
    20th February 2006, 10:05 PM
    Futurama! The war episode!

    Is it true we can join the military and then immediatly quit? You know, playing you guys for chumps?

    Correct. There is no obligation. Unless of course, war were declared.

    *alarm*

    What's that?

    War were declared.
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    #16
    1st March 2006, 9:24 AM
    Haha. War is the H Word, I believe it is called. (According to all those websites and stuff.)
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