News From the Goron Front

[lazyfatbum]

Hahahaha! MUCH better! Man... is that his prostrate!?

I think it is! Funny AND educational!

Remember kids, as soon as your 40, you get fingered by the doctor. In fact, the doctor has to finger your asshole otherwise you cant get a job or insurance! Believe it... or not! *Jack Palance voice*

[-iLluSiON-]

*masturbates to goatse*

[Geno]

...........................ew.

[Darunia]

et les liberaux se protègent, l'un et l'autre.

Translation for people who don't know any French (like Fittisize):

"...and the liberals protect themselves, one and another." It's an idiomatic expression, l'un et l'autre. I've heard it a million times both here in my college French class and throughout four years at high school. I've read it in literature. It IS correct. I encourage you to ask someone around you who speaks French. Maybe our friend ASM will translate it, even---if he can spell it correctly. In the end, the result is: you made a terrible ass of yourself, and I've won a complete victory over you for your laughably arrogant, hysterically inaccurate knowledge of French. :far-out:

[alien space marine]

Who ever put that disgusting shit on this thread! Must die painfully!

[Undertow]

Hahahaha! MUCH better! Man... is that his prostrate!?

I think it is! Funny AND educational!

OOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD. Somethingawful's FYAD is considerably worse than that, now. Go back to 1999.

(good work at diverting the conversation, though. really.)

[lazyfatbum]

Of course it's old! It's a classic picture! And now this:

[lazyfatbum]

That's a big bucket of WTF!

[Dark Jaguar]

That's it, get out of my house you hippy!

Freaky arm-ear man: Fine, fine! What, what are you staring at?

DJ: I... I have to draw you...

FAEM: .... *smiles*

*in room drawing freaky creature* DJ: You're why cavemen painted on walls!

[Weltall]

Silent Hill!

[Weltall]

That's it, get out of my house you hippy!

Freaky arm-ear man: Fine, fine! What, what are you staring at?

DJ: I... I have to draw you...

FAEM: .... *smiles*

*in room drawing freaky creature* DJ: You're why cavemen painted on walls!

You are so damn awesome.

[Darunia]

If I didn't know better---I'd say that came from the episode of Family Guy where Peter draws the plumber with the eyes too close together.

[Great Rumbler]

And you'd be right.

[Weltall]

It came from "As Good As It Gets". Greg Kinnear says those same words to Helen Hunt.

[Geno]

...dude, not only are his ears and arms switched, but so are his eyes and boobies.

Okay, this thread is freaking me out, so... screw you gahs, ah'm goin' home... *walks off*

[Darunia]

You and your Helen Hunt obsession, Weltall.

[-iLluSiON-]

You shouldn't be talking Darunia. You've had a share of yours.

[Weltall]

You and your Helen Hunt obsession, Weltall.

You say that as if it were a bad thing.

But I'm right nonetheless. :)

[EdenMaster]

At least he doesn't have that gigantic sig picture...the small blessings are often the best :).

[alien space marine]

[Great Rumbler]

:screwy:

[Darunia]

Who would've thought that a thread started by me to let you know about my computer virus would've spawned such intense debate, and go so far.

[alien space marine]

It went from comp virus to Goron teasing, Then to a debate on religion, Then a discusion on gay sex, Finally Helen Hunt.

[Geno]

And now we shall change the topic to... that annoying piece of popcorn that always gets stuck in your gums! I hate that thing!

[Darunia]

Well I hate popcorn anyway.

[Undertow]

Go go goatse! <img src="http://sighost.us/members/jay803/emotgoatse.gif">

[lazyfatbum]

I just want everyone to know that the man stretching his anus is real.

What I dont get is why... I dont mean why he did it. We're all perverts and he was bored, that's easy to understand. But why does the anus stretch to such proportions, why does it have such an elastisity? The vagina has it, for obvious reasons. No matter how big your weenie is a baby will always be bigger, but why the anus... maybe because in females, if the anus didn't stretch the vagina would be restricted in its stretching... which would make birthing difficult. And the same genes responsible for the stretchy butthole would simply translate to male genes. But it has no purpose on a male (unless you're the goatsex guy, and/or homo). So ultimately... it's like nipples on a man. No reason, just left over genes designed for females.

[lazyfatbum]

But then, by God and nature's design... is anal sex for men or women really so wrong?

[Undertow]

It's been said that he's a hermaphrodite, which explains the elasticity. (being that he's not really stretching his *anus*.)

On another note, there's a picture of him laying at a beach on the internet, and his face can be seen. I'VE SEEN GOATSE'S FACE!

[Geno]

He must take big s**ts.

[Darunia]

I want to see, I want to see Goatse's face. And I still don't believe that the picture is authentic. I trust Lazy about as much as I can stand him.

[Undertow]

This is his face cropped from a much larger and 'detailed' image.

[Dark Jaguar]

Wait wait wait, you culled all these disturbing images from one place?

[Undertow]

Mostly from the somethingawful.com forums.

[Dark Jaguar]

Remind me never to go there...

[Undertow]

Unless you're in FYAD, you won't see something like that without proper NWS warning and a link.

SA forums > all others

[alien space marine]

Maybe cause you might need to take a really big shit.

[Dark Jaguar]

Nah, I'll just never go there.

[-iLluSiON-]

I want to see, I want to see Goatse's face. And I still don't believe that the picture is authentic. I trust Lazy about as much as I can stand him.

You should have downloaded the .zip file that was hosted on the site. It had about 40 pictures of him and how he did it.

You're such a "seeing is believing" person.

[Geno]

That is such a big fat ass than when people walk down the street, they say, "Dammit that is a big fat ass!"
*drumroll/cymbals*

[alien space marine]

[Geno]

:confused2

[alien space marine]

That looks like it was copied straight from that other picture.

[Geno]

Hey hey, let's go, la la la...
La la la la, protect my balls...
La la la la, so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

[Dark Jaguar]

What's that song?

[Geno]

A Japanese song from a South Park episode that was aired earlier this year. (Japanese words replaced with la la la 'cause I don't know Japanese.)

[Darunia]

Hahaha that was a good one. Poor Butters. :crap:

[Geno]

Yeah, I was a bit shocked when Kenny threw that ninja star in his eye, but it was hilarious. Butters seems to be okay now... gotta love lack of episode-to-episode continuity. Kenny has to love it, considering without it he'd have only appeared in the first episode.

[Darunia]

Amen to that.

[Dark Jaguar]

Um, alright then...

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