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12th March 2004, 12:40 PM
Cinescape is reporting that the DOA movie has a director, and surprisingly it's Hong Kong action director Cory Yuen, who has made some good action movies. So maybe now it'll be more than just a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball, it'll be a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball well and with style. :D Hahaha, but seriously, if he's given enough freedom it could actually be a pretty decent movie.
12th March 2004, 12:56 PM
Boobies! Got to feel their soft surface!
(*)(*)
12th March 2004, 3:22 PM
There flaping like DOA!
12th March 2004, 5:10 PM
OB1 Wrote:Why? ... ... ... I don't know...
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
15th March 2004, 6:44 AM
( .)( .)
Boobies!
15th March 2004, 1:34 PM
Okay everyone let's do this *everyone puts on sunglasses*
*neuralizer flash* asm: pleplepleh.... GR: How long did you have that thing set for anyway? DJ: About 20 years... Weltall: That might explain why asm just soiled himself... lazy: as though that's any different than normal? Hazzzing!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
15th March 2004, 1:50 PM
ASM: Phlargh...
GR: I think you set it for too long, DJ. DJ: Nonsense! Now he won't bother us anymore! ASM: *eats DJ's collection of rare Swedish candies* DJ: NOOOO!!!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
15th March 2004, 2:33 PM
Dark Jaguar: You had better replace them
ASM: Nah! I'll just hand them back too you , ( Takes a shit on DJ desk) DJ: Noooo! GR spots the peanuts ASM runs out locking them both inside the tiny poorly ventilated windowless basement.
15th March 2004, 6:18 PM
GR: Hey, this isn't a basement...it's a garage!! *presses garage door button*
Garage door: *opens* ASM: Well it LOOKED like a tiny, poorly ventilated, windowless basement!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
15th March 2004, 9:07 PM
Theres a major sewage spill and all the contaminated water is exploiding out of every toilet, Faucet,Shower head,Drain is overflowing with poop.
Oh and its a hot humid day. DJ and GR : Geez I guess we had better go out in the boonies and get away from this stench. A they later get jamed in heavy traffic and get caught behind and dump truck carrying 2 tons of horse manure. GR: I know were this is going! They get into a car pile up and their hole tiny volkswagon is barried in pure shit. DJ: I cant breath! The two amigos pass out. All police and fire station are also on strike.
16th March 2004, 8:33 AM
DJ: I don't need to breath! My body is fueled by magical sponges!!
GR: And...I have a plastic bag. ASM: ... Raw Sewage: Don't blame me! I did my job!
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
16th March 2004, 10:06 AM
You get dry humped by Sponge bob sqaure pants.
GR: D'oh! magic doesnt exist outside of your harry potter books .
16th March 2004, 10:44 AM
GR: Oh yeah?! Then where did I get this magical unicorn?
Magical Unicorn: I'm magical, you know. ASM: ...I wish I had a magical unicorn.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
16th March 2004, 11:37 AM
Passes off this thread as nothing more then a Homosexual fetish and leaves.
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