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Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004
Cinescape is reporting that the DOA movie has a director, and surprisingly it's Hong Kong action director Cory Yuen, who has made some good action movies. So maybe now it'll be more than just a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball, it'll be a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball well and with style. :D Hahaha, but seriously, if he's given enough freedom it could actually be a pretty decent movie.
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 12th March 2004
Boobies! Got to feel their soft surface!
(*)(*)
Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004
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Why are they upside down?
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2004
Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004
Is that directed at me or ASM?
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2004
Either.
Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004
Why?
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 12th March 2004
There flaping like DOA!
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2004
OB1 Wrote:Why?
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I don't know...
Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 13th March 2004
...
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 13th March 2004
:far-out:
Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 14th March 2004
:dancingtaco:
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 14th March 2004
Ah... :(
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 15th March 2004
( .)( .)
Boobies!
Dead or Alive movie - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2004
Okay everyone let's do this *everyone puts on sunglasses*
*neuralizer flash*
asm: pleplepleh....
GR: How long did you have that thing set for anyway?
DJ: About 20 years...
Weltall: That might explain why asm just soiled himself...
lazy: as though that's any different than normal? Hazzzing!
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2004
ASM: Phlargh...
GR: I think you set it for too long, DJ.
DJ: Nonsense! Now he won't bother us anymore!
ASM: *eats DJ's collection of rare Swedish candies*
DJ: NOOOO!!!
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 15th March 2004
Dark Jaguar: You had better replace them
ASM: Nah! I'll just hand them back too you , ( Takes a shit on DJ desk)
DJ: Noooo!
GR spots the peanuts
ASM runs out locking them both inside the tiny poorly ventilated windowless basement.
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2004
GR: Hey, this isn't a basement...it's a garage!! *presses garage door button*
Garage door: *opens*
ASM: Well it LOOKED like a tiny, poorly ventilated, windowless basement!
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 15th March 2004
Theres a major sewage spill and all the contaminated water is exploiding out of every toilet, Faucet,Shower head,Drain is overflowing with poop.
Oh and its a hot humid day.
DJ and GR : Geez I guess we had better go out in the boonies and get away from this stench.
A they later get jamed in heavy traffic and get caught behind and dump truck carrying 2 tons of horse manure.
GR: I know were this is going!
They get into a car pile up and their hole tiny volkswagon is barried in pure shit.
DJ: I cant breath!
The two amigos pass out.
All police and fire station are also on strike.
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
DJ: I don't need to breath! My body is fueled by magical sponges!!
GR: And...I have a plastic bag.
ASM: ...
Raw Sewage: Don't blame me! I did my job!
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 16th March 2004
You get dry humped by Sponge bob sqaure pants.
GR: D'oh!
magic doesnt exist outside of your harry potter books .
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
GR: Oh yeah?! Then where did I get this magical unicorn?
Magical Unicorn: I'm magical, you know.
ASM: ...I wish I had a magical unicorn.
Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 16th March 2004
Passes off this thread as nothing more then a Homosexual fetish and leaves.
Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004
Wooo! I win!! :far-out: