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Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004

Cinescape is reporting that the DOA movie has a director, and surprisingly it's Hong Kong action director Cory Yuen, who has made some good action movies. So maybe now it'll be more than just a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball, it'll be a movie about a bunch of busty women fighting and playing volleyball well and with style. :D Hahaha, but seriously, if he's given enough freedom it could actually be a pretty decent movie.


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 12th March 2004

Boobies! Got to feel their soft surface!

(*)(*)


Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004

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Why are they upside down?


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2004

Erm


Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004

Is that directed at me or ASM?


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2004

Either.


Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 12th March 2004

Why?


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 12th March 2004

There flaping like DOA!


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 12th March 2004

OB1 Wrote:Why?

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I don't know...


Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 13th March 2004

...


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 13th March 2004

:far-out:


Dead or Alive movie - OB1 - 14th March 2004

:dancingtaco:


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 14th March 2004

Ah... :(


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 15th March 2004

( .)( .)

Boobies!


Dead or Alive movie - Dark Jaguar - 15th March 2004

Okay everyone let's do this *everyone puts on sunglasses*

*neuralizer flash*

asm: pleplepleh....

GR: How long did you have that thing set for anyway?

DJ: About 20 years...

Weltall: That might explain why asm just soiled himself...

lazy: as though that's any different than normal? Hazzzing!


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2004

ASM: Phlargh...

GR: I think you set it for too long, DJ.

DJ: Nonsense! Now he won't bother us anymore!

ASM: *eats DJ's collection of rare Swedish candies*

DJ: NOOOO!!!


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 15th March 2004

Dark Jaguar: You had better replace them

ASM: Nah! I'll just hand them back too you , ( Takes a shit on DJ desk)

DJ: Noooo!


GR spots the peanuts

ASM runs out locking them both inside the tiny poorly ventilated windowless basement.


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 15th March 2004

GR: Hey, this isn't a basement...it's a garage!! *presses garage door button*

Garage door: *opens*

ASM: Well it LOOKED like a tiny, poorly ventilated, windowless basement!


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 15th March 2004

Theres a major sewage spill and all the contaminated water is exploiding out of every toilet, Faucet,Shower head,Drain is overflowing with poop.

Oh and its a hot humid day.

DJ and GR : Geez I guess we had better go out in the boonies and get away from this stench.

A they later get jamed in heavy traffic and get caught behind and dump truck carrying 2 tons of horse manure.

GR: I know were this is going!

They get into a car pile up and their hole tiny volkswagon is barried in pure shit.

DJ: I cant breath!

The two amigos pass out.

All police and fire station are also on strike.


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004

DJ: I don't need to breath! My body is fueled by magical sponges!!

GR: And...I have a plastic bag.

ASM: ...

Raw Sewage: Don't blame me! I did my job!


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 16th March 2004

You get dry humped by Sponge bob sqaure pants.

GR: D'oh!

magic doesnt exist outside of your harry potter books .


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004

GR: Oh yeah?! Then where did I get this magical unicorn?

Magical Unicorn: I'm magical, you know.

ASM: ...I wish I had a magical unicorn.


Dead or Alive movie - alien space marine - 16th March 2004

Passes off this thread as nothing more then a Homosexual fetish and leaves.


Dead or Alive movie - Great Rumbler - 16th March 2004

Wooo! I win!! :far-out: