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    Japan's own Chuck Norris
    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    22nd April 2010, 11:44 AM
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    Wow...
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #2
    22nd April 2010, 11:50 AM
    He really likes to beat people up.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #3
    22nd April 2010, 11:56 AM
    He likes to clone himself, dress up as Santa and terrorize children at Christmas, and Sephiroth himself out of flames.
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    #4
    22nd April 2010, 11:59 AM
    Don't you remember? Cool guys don't look at explosions.
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    #5
    22nd April 2010, 7:43 PM
    Ever wonder why the Saturn did so much better in Japan?

    ... Well, anyone want to deny that it was because of Segata there? :D
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    #6
    22nd April 2010, 8:17 PM
    Well I'd buy the CD-i if he threatened me to.
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    #7
    22nd April 2010, 8:46 PM
    Segata Sanshiro was Sega's Saturn mascot character though, why would he be selling CD-is?
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    #8
    22nd April 2010, 8:58 PM
    No I'm saying that if HE was demanding it, I'd buy even a crappy system, so of course he'd be able to sell Saturns. You have to BE there with me for these jokes to work!
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    22nd April 2010, 8:59 PM
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    Did... did he just make soccer look awesome?
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    #10
    22nd April 2010, 9:55 PM (This post was last modified: 23rd April 2010, 2:31 AM by Dark Jaguar.)
    Gamara won't save children from SEGATA!

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    He'll mess you up without provocation.

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    He didn't just copy Bomberman's powers, he improved it! He's frickin' Amazo from the Justice League cartoon.

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    But he does have a romantic side, capable of wooing all females in a 30 kilometer radius at all times.

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    Man or woman, he'll mess up your junk if you dance to terrible music.

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    He's apparently training not to RIDE a dragon but to BE a dragon.

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    "Wow I didn't know you knew CPR!"

    "What the hell is CPR?"

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    Things are looking bad near the end, but he just doesn't like the taste of zombies. If he bit them they'd turn into Segatas.

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    Told you so.

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    He saved Sega corporation with his life, or did he survive? Well we can hear him shouting in space but not a nuclear explosion.

    Meanwhile Sega's American commercials had frightening disembodied heads just trying to sound "extreme" at you. Yeah...
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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