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Japan's own Chuck Norris - Dark Jaguar - 22nd April 2010
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Wow...
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Great Rumbler - 22nd April 2010
He really likes to beat people up.
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Weltall - 22nd April 2010
He likes to clone himself, dress up as Santa and terrorize children at Christmas, and Sephiroth himself out of flames.
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Dark Jaguar - 22nd April 2010
Don't you remember? Cool guys don't look at explosions.
Japan's own Chuck Norris - A Black Falcon - 22nd April 2010
Ever wonder why the Saturn did so much better in Japan?
... Well, anyone want to deny that it was because of Segata there? :D
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Dark Jaguar - 22nd April 2010
Well I'd buy the CD-i if he threatened me to.
Japan's own Chuck Norris - A Black Falcon - 22nd April 2010
Segata Sanshiro was Sega's Saturn mascot character though, why would he be selling CD-is?
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Dark Jaguar - 22nd April 2010
No I'm saying that if HE was demanding it, I'd buy even a crappy system, so of course he'd be able to sell Saturns. You have to BE there with me for these jokes to work!
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Dark Jaguar - 22nd April 2010
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Did... did he just make soccer look awesome?
Japan's own Chuck Norris - Dark Jaguar - 22nd April 2010
Gamara won't save children from SEGATA!
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He'll mess you up without provocation.
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He didn't just copy Bomberman's powers, he improved it! He's frickin' Amazo from the Justice League cartoon.
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But he does have a romantic side, capable of wooing all females in a 30 kilometer radius at all times.
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Man or woman, he'll mess up your junk if you dance to terrible music.
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He's apparently training not to RIDE a dragon but to BE a dragon.
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"Wow I didn't know you knew CPR!"
"What the hell is CPR?"
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Things are looking bad near the end, but he just doesn't like the taste of zombies. If he bit them they'd turn into Segatas.
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Told you so.
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He saved Sega corporation with his life, or did he survive? Well we can hear him shouting in space but not a nuclear explosion.
Meanwhile Sega's American commercials had frightening disembodied heads just trying to sound "extreme" at you. Yeah...