1st March 2010, 8:46 AM
DJ: Hey, Darunia! Jesus loves you! :)
Darunia: BLASPHEMY! Jesus isn't real! By royal Goron decree, I hereby ban all religions from the colony of Tendo City, an annexed territory of the sovereign nation of Daruniatopia, under the federal jurisdiction of our capital, Goron City, formerly of Hyrule until our secession back in 1999, effective immediately!
Weltall: You're banning religion? Kind of like China between 1949 and 1978? So you're a Communist now?
Lazy: I thought Darunia was a hairy Frenchman.
Darunia: SILENCE, PEASANTS! *punches Lazy in the gut*
Lazy: You hit like a girl!
Darunia: There is no God and there will be no pursuance of ignorance in the Goron Empire! Am I right, ABF?
ABF: Um... Darunia... behind you.
Darunia: Eh? *turns around*
"FUCKERS!"
Geno: Yeah! Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 2.0 Beta, bitch!
SMDC2KBCV2.0B: FUCKERS! *begins blowing shit up while slowly approaching Darunia*
Darunia: I-I have no reason to be afraid! That thing isn't real and therefore cannot hurt me!
SMDC2KBCV2.0B: FUCKERS! *blasts Darunia into the sky*
Darunia: There's a scientific explanation for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! *falls into Death Mountain Crater, which subsequently erupts*
Weltall: Wow. Is he dead?
SMDC2KBCV2.0B: HE WILL BE BACK! UNTIL THEN... FUCKERS! FUCKERS! *rolls away while still blowing up random shit*
Darunia: BLASPHEMY! Jesus isn't real! By royal Goron decree, I hereby ban all religions from the colony of Tendo City, an annexed territory of the sovereign nation of Daruniatopia, under the federal jurisdiction of our capital, Goron City, formerly of Hyrule until our secession back in 1999, effective immediately!
Weltall: You're banning religion? Kind of like China between 1949 and 1978? So you're a Communist now?
Lazy: I thought Darunia was a hairy Frenchman.
Darunia: SILENCE, PEASANTS! *punches Lazy in the gut*
Lazy: You hit like a girl!
Darunia: There is no God and there will be no pursuance of ignorance in the Goron Empire! Am I right, ABF?
ABF: Um... Darunia... behind you.
Darunia: Eh? *turns around*
"FUCKERS!"
Geno: Yeah! Super Mecha Death Christ 2000 B.C. Version 2.0 Beta, bitch!
SMDC2KBCV2.0B: FUCKERS! *begins blowing shit up while slowly approaching Darunia*
Darunia: I-I have no reason to be afraid! That thing isn't real and therefore cannot hurt me!
SMDC2KBCV2.0B: FUCKERS! *blasts Darunia into the sky*
Darunia: There's a scientific explanation for thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis! *falls into Death Mountain Crater, which subsequently erupts*
Weltall: Wow. Is he dead?
SMDC2KBCV2.0B: HE WILL BE BACK! UNTIL THEN... FUCKERS! FUCKERS! *rolls away while still blowing up random shit*