Atari Chainsaw masacre 1983

[A Black Falcon]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35929.html

The game too bad for this world to comprehend finally gets a video...

The problem with reviewing a game that bad is that it's so, SO bad that you start to run out of bad things to say about it, perhaps... but still, decent video. And that game is really, REALLY bad.

(Oh, and Superman for Commodore 64, too!)

[alien space marine]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/35929.html

The game too bad for this world to comprehend finally gets a video...

The problem with reviewing a game that bad is that it's so, SO bad that you start to run out of bad things to say about it, perhaps... but still, decent video. And that game is really, REALLY bad.

(Oh, and Superman for Commodore 64, too!)

Commodore was great! They had Robin hood defenders of the crown, The first Sid Miers pirates game , barbarian ect...

I don't see how they could so horribly botch a superman game on the n64.

[A Black Falcon]

It was made by Titus.

Look up their release history and you might understand.

[Fittisize]

Titus games I owned:

Automobili Lambourghini
Roadsters
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

:(

[alien space marine]

Titus games I owned:

Automobili Lambourghini
Roadsters
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys

:(

Apparently they went under in 2004 , What they did to superman64 is fucking criminal.

[A Black Falcon]

Automobili Lamborghini and Roadsters were pretty awful too. Hercules wasn't exactly positively reviewed either...

They also made gems like Titus the Fox on Game Boy, Whizz and Realm on SNES, various bad The Blues Brothers games, and more...

Once in a while they'd manage to actually release something decent, like Prehistorik Man or Evil Zone (though that one was developed by Yuke's and just published by Titus), but not usually.

Oh, and they bought and then killed Interplay, one of my favorite developers ever.

[alien space marine]

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[A Black Falcon]

Nice summary... avoiding the bad side of this E3, though (that is, the overall horribly boring nature of the event and how nothing of substance happened except for FFXIII for X360)... but oh well, he probably wasn't at the keynotes anyway, it seems. I'm sure being on the show floor would be great fun, like it clearly was for him...

[alien space marine]

Nice summary... avoiding the bad side of this E3, though (that is, the overall horribly boring nature of the event and how nothing of substance happened except for FFXIII for X360)... but oh well, he probably wasn't at the keynotes anyway, it seems. I'm sure being on the show floor would be great fun, like it clearly was for him...

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[A Black Falcon]

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Another great episode!

Batman Forever is horrible.

(Oh, and I was playing NES Batman recently... the Joker is impossible. Really.)

[alien space marine]

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Another great episode!

Batman Forever is horrible.

(Oh, and I was playing NES Batman recently... the Joker is impossible. Really.)

You beat me to it!

I wanted to post it first!

First time he reviews a game Ive actually played, Batman on the NES! I was just 5 when that game came out, I remember the batman mobile intro!

The Batman forever game, James voices the exact same source of bitter misery I experienced, We never got past the first stage! My friend got so pissed off he smashed the cartridge with a hammer untill it was dust.

[A Black Falcon]

The Batman forever game, James voices the exact same source of bitter misery I experienced, We never got past the first stage! My friend got so pissed off he smashed the cartridge with a hammer untill it was dust.

Considering the "quality" of the game, that almost doesn't seem too extreme a reaction...

On the other hand, it was probably worth like 50 cents tradein value... :) (Though not wanting to have even the chance of having someone else be subjected to the thing would be a good reason why not to do that, perhaps... :D)

Oh, and it is funny how obvious it is that they ripped MK2's animations straight into the game.

[alien space marine]

Considering the "quality" of the game, that almost doesn't seem too extreme a reaction...

On the other hand, it was probably worth like 50 cents tradein value... :) (Though not wanting to have even the chance of having someone else be subjected to the thing would be a good reason why not to do that, perhaps... :D)

Oh, and it is funny how obvious it is that they ripped MK2's animations straight into the game.

I don't think they even figured out there was a grappling hook , The controls were different on the game gear but equally infuriating,The graphics were one of the few things I liked, I recall this shining projectile called the Electric Pellet that Batman had.

He left it in a bucket for a year, Then his Hungarian friend Laszlo trying to be a hotshot persuaded him that he could figure it out,My friend made a bet that he couldn't, guess who won?:)

Anyway he gave it a try again after , Then thats when he blew his stack.

[A Black Falcon]

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Good stuff... movie review.

[alien space marine]

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Good stuff... movie review.

Nostalgia critic the angry film critic

[Dark Jaguar]

It's really a little pointless to quote an embedded flash file.

[alien space marine]

It's really a little pointless to quote an embedded flash file.

Because the link was related to ABF clip I quoted,The feud between AVGN and Nostalgia Critic!!!

Your name should be either "The condescending cat" or " Forum etiquette Nazi".

[alien space marine]

Nostalgia critics game review

Here is NC video game review for AVGN challenge

[A Black Falcon]

Nowhere near AGVN quality... :(

Bebe's Kids certainly is one of the worst games ever, though. It's often considered one of the worst games on the SNES.

[A Black Falcon]

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Batman Part II. :)

[alien space marine]

Mike Matei: "Have fun mother fucking"!

[A Black Falcon]

It's the fan-written Deadly Towers review. Random maze games are one of the things I hate most about the NES, after how few of its games have any kind of saving...

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[alien space marine]

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[Fittisize]

The latest AVGN was absolutely abysmal. Rolfe reading a bunch of lines written by a bunch of faux-AVGNs? Pass. What a stupid idea that turned out to be. He should stop caring about his fans so much. They aren't going to go away, and he doesn't need to try lame experiments which result in him upping his already over-the-top character into some sort of SUPER AVGN which is really a segment of his most virginal fanbase having a pissing contest to decide who can come up with the most ridiculous, horrible things that he might say. Deadly Towers was the worst AVGN to date.

[Fittisize]

And that post I just made? Even worse than the Deadly Towers vid.

[A Black Falcon]

Deadly Towers: The episode was okay, and I thought it did a good job of showing how horrible that game is, but I do somewhat agree, it just wasn't as good as a normal episode of his. The main issue, I think, was that it was a lot of quotes, so it felt disjointed, not connected as a normal episode, all written by one person, would.


Battletoads!

... Yes, he says it's good. But a game that brutally hard has plenty of AGVN-worthy moments... particularly in two player mode, as he does in this episode. Limited continues plus having to start the level over if EITHER player gets game over is just incredibly, incredibly cruel. Pretty good episode, I think. :)

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[alien space marine]

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[A Black Falcon]

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That game does not look fun.

[Fittisize]

Jesus, another new video? Honestly, I don't even bother going to thecinemassacre.com for new videos. I just visit this thread whenever it's updated for new AVGN.

[A Black Falcon]

ASM's latest is a Godzilla movie review of his (Cinemassacre); mine is the latest AVGN, Dick Tracy for the NES. :)

[alien space marine]

Dick Tracy, Never much cared for it as a movie or game.

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Gremlins was the shit!One moment your scared the next your rolling on the floor laughing so hard you shit your pants.

The first film was a prank pulled on soccer moms to trick them into thinking it was a "family movie".

This film helped to give us PG-13

I wish they'd make another sequel.

[DMiller]

It's funny how many games AVGN reviews that I remember liking when I played them when I was younger. TMNT is the main one, but I remember renting Roger Rabbit, Dick Tracy, and Fester's Quest and enjoying them. I think I was a lot less critical back then, and my parents didn't buy me too many games so I enjoyed anything I could get my hands on. Hell, I even remember enjoying the Domino's Noid game.

[A Black Falcon]

But did you ever finish the first level of Dick Tracy? :)

[DMiller]

I don't think I did, but I still had fun. It was Dick Tracy! A 9 year old is easy to please. :)

[A Black Falcon]

True. There are plenty of games I liked despite not getting far into at all.

TMNT 1, for instance... never finished level two, the dam level, but I remember (mostly) liking it even so.

[A Black Falcon]

http://www.cinemassacre.com/new/?page_id=23

Movie review page, for anyone interested in his movie reviews. Godzillathon 2 and 3 are out.

[alien space marine]

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G-zilla part 4 is out!

[alien space marine]

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New nerd video

[A Black Falcon]

Godzillathon five and six.

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Nerd on Critic war starts up again!

Whoo! 3,300 posts!

[alien space marine]

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AVGN VS NC winner takes all!

[A Black Falcon]

It's been a while... new video! Frankenstein, a bit on two SNES games and then the main event, the NES one. Epic ending... :)

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