2nd May 2008, 11:13 PM
OHMYGODHAPPYBIRTHDAYDMILLERHOWFUCKINGOLDAREYOULETMEGUESS40FUCKYOU'REOLD
Your face is kinda pretty. :FuckYou:
Your butt - tiny and strong. :FuckYou:
You have a good career going. :FuckYou:
But it wont last that long. :crap:
You see, there is a problem. :(
Life for you cannot be sweet. :shake:
The reason is quite simple... :shobon:
Your legs have no meat. :FuckYou:
MEATLESS LEGS!
LIKE OLSON TWINS!
MEATLESS LEGS!
BONES AND SKIN!
LIKE SEEING!
THE SHINING!
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
When you run real fast, you hear them knock!
Like a tick-tick-tock on a hairy clock!
When you go swimming, you sink like a rock!
You dont need pants - Just a big tube sock!
DEEEEEEEE MILLLLLLERRRRR??????
I forgot your birthday, sir. And for that I will be flogged like a Catholic boy on a street corner in front of all his friends, especially Suzy Whatsername that winked at me during PE because she knows I saw her Teddy Ruxpin panties.
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY YOU GIANT GODLESS FREAK JESUS GROW A MUSTACHE OR SOMETHING
*exuberant man love*
Your face is kinda pretty. :FuckYou:
Your butt - tiny and strong. :FuckYou:
You have a good career going. :FuckYou:
But it wont last that long. :crap:
You see, there is a problem. :(
Life for you cannot be sweet. :shake:
The reason is quite simple... :shobon:
Your legs have no meat. :FuckYou:
MEATLESS LEGS!
LIKE OLSON TWINS!
MEATLESS LEGS!
BONES AND SKIN!
LIKE SEEING!
THE SHINING!
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
When you run real fast, you hear them knock!
Like a tick-tick-tock on a hairy clock!
When you go swimming, you sink like a rock!
You dont need pants - Just a big tube sock!
DEEEEEEEE MILLLLLLERRRRR??????
I forgot your birthday, sir. And for that I will be flogged like a Catholic boy on a street corner in front of all his friends, especially Suzy Whatsername that winked at me during PE because she knows I saw her Teddy Ruxpin panties.
HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY YOU GIANT GODLESS FREAK JESUS GROW A MUSTACHE OR SOMETHING
*exuberant man love*