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    Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle)
    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    6th June 2006, 1:27 PM
    This is a battle of vices!

    I vote gluttony! I stay at home rather than trying to get a date because there's still some cold macaroni and cheese sitting on a shelf in the fridge that you "need to take care of"!

    We'll see lazy's inevitable response.
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    #2
    6th June 2006, 1:32 PM
    Edward Elric
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    #3
    6th June 2006, 1:52 PM
    Who?
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #4
    6th June 2006, 2:13 PM
    You could pull a George Costanza and satisfy both vices at once.
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    #5
    6th June 2006, 2:52 PM
    Or fail in both attempts.

    But I digress...

    Just remember the sheer number of RULES regarding what we can and can't eat. For good reason, a number of them (I won't be challenging that edict to not eat thumb tacks for one), but wow the stigma of some of it. I can't eat bugs?! WHY NOT?!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #6
    6th June 2006, 3:58 PM
    "Ultimate" battle? That kind of implies that the decision is difficult and a debate is necessary.

    Ahem.

    Exhibit A:
    [Image: nice_side.jpg]
    [Image: elisha_cuthbert.jpg]
    [Image: elisha-cuthbert-2.jpg]
    [Image: Elisha_Cuthbert_9.jpg]
    [Image: images632537_elisha_cuthbert_015.jpg]

    Exhibit B:
    [Image: Bledel.JPG]
    [Image: gg4alexis3.jpg]
    [Image: 050809stsh.jpg]
    [Image: images%3Fq%3Dalexis%2Bbledel%26start%3D2...D%26sa%3DN]
    [Image: Alexis%20Bledel%2010.jpg]

    Exhibit C:
    [Image: angelina-jolie-0043.jpg]
    [Image: angelina_jolie_007_1024.jpg]
    [Image: jolie2.jpg]
    [Image: Angelina%20Jolie%20130.jpg]
    [Image: Angelina%20Jolie_23.jpg]
    [Image: tombraider.jpg]
    [Image: FLURL-dot-com-2820-20051028_jolie2%5B1%5D.jpg]

    (Aside: Do you know the reason that every fucking lesbian on this earth is in love with Angelina Jolie? It's all in those lips.)

    And, as integral to the case as those last three, we have, of course, Exhibit D:
    [Image: Alyson%20Hannigan%2003.jpg]
    [Image: alyson_hannigan.jpg]
    [Image: Alyson-Hannigan.jpg]
    [Image: alyson_hannigan_2.jpg]
    [Image: alysonhannigan,2.jpg]
    [Image: willowa.jpg]

    I'd rather be a compulsive masturbater than a 300-pounder any night.

    Gentlemen, I hereby declare this debate complete and adjourned.
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    #7
    6th June 2006, 4:16 PM
    You fail! A litany of images from some fasion catalog are no match for... THIS!
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    #8
    6th June 2006, 4:47 PM
    Quote:Edward Elric

    Agreed... Fullmetal Alchemist was my first thought too when I saw this thread title. :) But as for Lust vs. Gluttony, the characters, Gluttony wins.
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    #9
    6th June 2006, 5:19 PM
    I dunno, I think I'll stick with sloth. With a little bit of greed on the side.
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    #10
    6th June 2006, 5:33 PM
    So as opposed to the pleasures of the flesh or the foodstuffs, you opt to stick with the pleasures of the sheets while counting your gold.
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    #11
    6th June 2006, 5:43 PM
    Well, SJ convinced me. Excuse me while I sin on the day of the beast.
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    #12
    6th June 2006, 5:47 PM
    If you're going to indulge in one, you might as well just have all seven.
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    #13
    6th June 2006, 6:14 PM
    Quote:I dunno, I think I'll stick with sloth. With a little bit of greed on the side.

    Well maybe, but only Lust and Gluttony were mentioned... :) Sloth's alright though.


    Quote:Well, SJ convinced me. Excuse me while I sin on the day of the beast.

    He does present a convincing argument, doesn't he...
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    #14
    6th June 2006, 6:23 PM
    Might as well? But what if the others don't even interest me?! That defeats the whole point!
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    #15
    6th June 2006, 7:33 PM
    Are you a eunuch?
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    #16
    6th June 2006, 7:35 PM
    How wude!
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    #17
    6th June 2006, 7:46 PM
    There's science behind this...and legend.
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    #18
    6th June 2006, 8:18 PM
    Are you gonna finish that stapler?
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    #19
    15th June 2006, 7:06 PM
    It just occured to me that DJ probably wasn't persuaded by the softcore porn because he isn't a he!

    (DO NOT POST MALE PORN TO TEST THIS THEORY)

    *exits the thread hastily*

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    #20
    15th June 2006, 10:44 PM
    Quote:It just occured to me that DJ probably wasn't persuaded by the softcore porn because he isn't a he!

    (DO NOT POST MALE PORN TO TEST THIS THEORY)

    *exits the thread hastily*

    -TheBiggah-

    Heh... we're pretty sure DJ is a he, but there is still no definite proof because DJ is as unwilling to talk about himself as ever. :)

    As for DJ's response to this thread... it's how DJ is. Not wanting to talk about your real self isn't bad... it's just a choice. :)

    Quote:Are you a eunuch?

    I expect that the answer is "no, just his (online) persona"...


    Oh yeah, and DJ... sorry, but that lazagna picture just doesn't cut it. The cake is better though.
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    16th June 2006, 6:20 AM
    Quote:Heh... we're pretty sure DJ is a he, but there is still no definite proof because DJ is as unwilling to talk about himself as ever.

    lol
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    #22
    16th June 2006, 4:52 PM
    Quote:lol

    I know I do that too, I didn't say DJ was wrong! :)
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    #23
    16th June 2006, 6:13 PM
    It was fun while it lasted. Well...not really.
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    #24
    17th June 2006, 7:37 PM
    With a dirty magizine and your right hand you can be both glutinous and lustfull at the same time ;)

    I will never need to work hard for a women as long as there's hardcore porn. (and pepsi)
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    #25
    17th June 2006, 9:01 PM
    Okay.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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