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Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

This is a battle of vices!

I vote gluttony! I stay at home rather than trying to get a date because there's still some cold macaroni and cheese sitting on a shelf in the fridge that you "need to take care of"!

We'll see lazy's inevitable response.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 6th June 2006

Edward Elric


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

Who?


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - The Former DMiller - 6th June 2006

You could pull a George Costanza and satisfy both vices at once.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

Or fail in both attempts.

But I digress...

Just remember the sheer number of RULES regarding what we can and can't eat. For good reason, a number of them (I won't be challenging that edict to not eat thumb tacks for one), but wow the stigma of some of it. I can't eat bugs?! WHY NOT?!


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Sacred Jellybean - 6th June 2006

"Ultimate" battle? That kind of implies that the decision is difficult and a debate is necessary.

Ahem.

Exhibit A:
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[Image: elisha_cuthbert.jpg]
[Image: elisha-cuthbert-2.jpg]
[Image: Elisha_Cuthbert_9.jpg]
[Image: images632537_elisha_cuthbert_015.jpg]

Exhibit B:
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[Image: gg4alexis3.jpg]
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[Image: images%3Fq%3Dalexis%2Bbledel%26start%3D2...D%26sa%3DN]
[Image: Alexis%20Bledel%2010.jpg]

Exhibit C:
[Image: angelina-jolie-0043.jpg]
[Image: angelina_jolie_007_1024.jpg]
[Image: jolie2.jpg]
[Image: Angelina%20Jolie%20130.jpg]
[Image: Angelina%20Jolie_23.jpg]
[Image: tombraider.jpg]
[Image: FLURL-dot-com-2820-20051028_jolie2%5B1%5D.jpg]

(Aside: Do you know the reason that every fucking lesbian on this earth is in love with Angelina Jolie? It's all in those lips.)

And, as integral to the case as those last three, we have, of course, Exhibit D:
[Image: Alyson%20Hannigan%2003.jpg]
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[Image: Alyson-Hannigan.jpg]
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[Image: willowa.jpg]

I'd rather be a compulsive masturbater than a 300-pounder any night.

Gentlemen, I hereby declare this debate complete and adjourned.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

You fail! A litany of images from some fasion catalog are no match for... THIS!


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - A Black Falcon - 6th June 2006

Quote:Edward Elric

Agreed... Fullmetal Alchemist was my first thought too when I saw this thread title. :) But as for Lust vs. Gluttony, the characters, Gluttony wins.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - EdenMaster - 6th June 2006

I dunno, I think I'll stick with sloth. With a little bit of greed on the side.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

So as opposed to the pleasures of the flesh or the foodstuffs, you opt to stick with the pleasures of the sheets while counting your gold.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - The Former DMiller - 6th June 2006

Well, SJ convinced me. Excuse me while I sin on the day of the beast.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 6th June 2006

If you're going to indulge in one, you might as well just have all seven.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - A Black Falcon - 6th June 2006

Quote:I dunno, I think I'll stick with sloth. With a little bit of greed on the side.

Well maybe, but only Lust and Gluttony were mentioned... :) Sloth's alright though.


Quote:Well, SJ convinced me. Excuse me while I sin on the day of the beast.

He does present a convincing argument, doesn't he...


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

Might as well? But what if the others don't even interest me?! That defeats the whole point!


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 6th June 2006

Are you a eunuch?


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

How wude!


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 6th June 2006

There's science behind this...and legend.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Dark Jaguar - 6th June 2006

Are you gonna finish that stapler?


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - TheBiggah - 15th June 2006

It just occured to me that DJ probably wasn't persuaded by the softcore porn because he isn't a he!

(DO NOT POST MALE PORN TO TEST THIS THEORY)

*exits the thread hastily*

-TheBiggah-


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - A Black Falcon - 15th June 2006

Quote:It just occured to me that DJ probably wasn't persuaded by the softcore porn because he isn't a he!

(DO NOT POST MALE PORN TO TEST THIS THEORY)

*exits the thread hastily*

-TheBiggah-

Heh... we're pretty sure DJ is a he, but there is still no definite proof because DJ is as unwilling to talk about himself as ever. :)

As for DJ's response to this thread... it's how DJ is. Not wanting to talk about your real self isn't bad... it's just a choice. :)

Quote:Are you a eunuch?

I expect that the answer is "no, just his (online) persona"...


Oh yeah, and DJ... sorry, but that lazagna picture just doesn't cut it. The cake is better though.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 16th June 2006

Quote:Heh... we're pretty sure DJ is a he, but there is still no definite proof because DJ is as unwilling to talk about himself as ever.

lol


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - A Black Falcon - 16th June 2006

Quote:lol

I know I do that too, I didn't say DJ was wrong! :)


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 16th June 2006

It was fun while it lasted. Well...not really.


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - etoven - 17th June 2006

With a dirty magizine and your right hand you can be both glutinous and lustfull at the same time ;)

I will never need to work hard for a women as long as there's hardcore porn. (and pepsi)


Lust vs Gluttony (the ultimate battle) - Great Rumbler - 17th June 2006

Okay.