30th May 2003, 11:56 AM
I will now attempt to answer every question with one word.
-Spell your name backwards: Sharron Stone
-The story behind your user name: That one about the three little pigs.
-Other usernames you've had: Pikachelsea's Mango Munching Dessert Topping of Unsuitableness and Andy: The Ferret Weilding God.
-Where do you live: Around. My apartment is comfy and smells good.
-4 words that sum you up: Penis, Penis, Penis and telemarketing.
-What you are wearing now: Naked as rolled Canadian bacon on a duck's bill.
-Hair: Yes, lots.
-In my head: (((RED ALERT! - RED ALERT!))) Incoming message from Commander Television: All you, all of you! expect him! all of you are now CUTE and deserve SNACKS! (((EUROPEAN! - EUROPEAN!))) -- AUNTIE M! AUNTIE M! I'm a big kid now! Pullups keep me from peeing on the floor NURR I represent your future!!!11
-Wishing: Turkey hotdogs look like penises. It's healthier but they look disgusting. Turkey hotdogs should have an added color, like muave or pine.
-After this: Enjoy time with my wife and do my best to "ignore her because I am a selfish insensitive jerk."
-Talking to: Anyone who listens (or doesn't understand the court system)
-Person you wish you could see right now: Myself.
-Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month: More severe headaches, stress and mental anguish! And "Loving my wife more each day because I am a selfish insensitive jerk."
-Something that you are deathly afraid of: Mirrors.
-Do you like candles: I fucking hate candles, fuck candles.
-Do you like incense: Personally, no one in my family is sexually attractive to me in my opinion.
-Do you like the taste of blood: Yes, but only with A1 sauce and a steak.
-Do you believe in love: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha1!111!!11 "Yes because I am a selfish insensitive jerk."
-Do you believe in soul mates: Yes, though none exist yet nor the capability for human being to percieve it.
-Do you believe in love at first sight: Only if you're buying a car.
Do you believe in Heaven: No. Heaven is an intangible idea that exists. I accept heaven.
Do you believe in forgiveness: No. A wrong cannot be righted nor should it be accepted. Only the selfish forgive in the hopes of gaining something back.
-Do you believe in God: God told me to take the 5th on that statement.
-What do you want done with your body when you die?: Oh like it matters.
-Who is your worst enemy: Other people's thoughts.
-If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: Cigarettes.
-What is the latest you've ever stayed up: 4 and a half days.
-Ever been to Belgium: No, but I saw a car from their once.
-Can you eat with chopsticks: Yes.
-What's your favorite coin: The American Quarter, that Eagle is just too cool.
-What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to:
1.) Dont know.
2.) Dont care.
3.) Huh?
4.) Okay.
5.) Vagina City.
-What are some of your favorite pig out foods: Cigarettes, coffee and those little wax bottles with syrup in them.
-What's something that you wish people would understand more: Guess what?? you're not perfect either.
-What's something you wish you could understand better: Anything that interests me.
-Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time: Do people I haven't met yet count?
-What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow: Rest.
-favorite video game: The one I haven't made yet.
-favorite sport: Getting to Class On Time and Final Exam Week.
-favorite cd: They all look the same to me...
-favorite song: I despise most popular music and I dont have a favorite singular song.
-first bike: A 10 Speed Mountain Bike I named "The Mangler." i got it when I was 10. It blew up after being hit with a destructo ray from the Alien Women on Venus who wanted to use my brain in horrible experiments. After that it was okay and easier to ride.
-first best friend: My sister.
-first real memory of something: Watching our dog in the backyard trying to go to the bathroom (she was constipated) so I ripped off my diaper and tried to help her (her name was Lady) by showing her how to go to the bathroom. I remember it vividly.
-first car: Bumble Bee (An Autobot) he was a yellow VW Bug and my personal favorite because he was completely useless.
-dream car: A giant hampster ball with spinning blades.
-first date: On the shores of Clearwater Beach with my wife.
-first kiss: In the air port, right after I was sacked by my wife on to the ground.
-first break-up: Knock on wood.
-first job: A Babbages sales rep. I was fired after I told people not to buy Quarterback Club because it sucked balls.
-first screen name: Drink Coke, Play Again.
-first self purchased album: Weird Al Yankovic: Alapalooza
-first concert: Never been to one of those.
-first funeral: My grandmother.
-first pet: Lady, a red cocker spanial.
-first prime minister (or president) you voted for: Haha
-first piercing/tattoo: Left ear, 1995.
-first independent home: Gimme a fay years.
-first house/flat/apartment: This one, been here for 6 months now.
-first credit card: IT'S AN INTERNET SCAM!!! POLICE!!!!
-first holiday away from family: No idea.
-first love: And only, my wife Marieke.
-first enemy: Toilet Paper.
-last good cry: Since when are those things good?
-last library book checked out: War and Peace.
-last movie seen: In the theaters? Bruce Almighty. S'GUD!
-last cuss word uttered: Feck. "Fehk"
-last beverage drank: Koolaid Fruit Punch.
-last food consumed: Hotdogs.
-last crush: I wouldn't call it a cruch, it was more of a squish.
-last phone call: I talked to my friend's wife about their baby.
-last tv show watched: Get Smart.
-last time showered: 3 weeks ago and counting.
-last shoes worn: Sandles... which aren't shoes... Bear slippers... which aren't shoes... and my boots... which aren't shoes....
-last cd played: James Horner's Collection Series
-last song you heard: Some death metal on the way to school today.
-last item bought: Gum.
-last thing downloaded: The page that is now recording my text in to a message field.
-last annoyance: Gas.
-last disappointment: When I drank all the coffee from my to-go cup.
-last soda drank: I dont drink soda.
-last thing written: On Paper? "Big eye tenner, magic finger, butt plug, mole beam, midget, pidgeon on a platter." In that order.
-last key used: My house key.
-last words spoken: FECK ADELPHIA, FECKING SHITE!
-last sleep: In about 10 minutes.
-last im: Nobody IM's me anymore.
-last time amused: Watching a guy with a giant afro trying to find a cigarette he put behind his ear.
-last chair sat in: Before this? The woderfully designed "Ass-Lock" chairs of my school.
-last lipstick used: Whatever Minka's wearing.
-last shirt worn: Before this one? my black one which reads "Keep starring, I might do a trick."
-any last comments: You do not add a light, you subtract its compliments.
-Spell your name backwards: Sharron Stone
-The story behind your user name: That one about the three little pigs.
-Other usernames you've had: Pikachelsea's Mango Munching Dessert Topping of Unsuitableness and Andy: The Ferret Weilding God.
-Where do you live: Around. My apartment is comfy and smells good.
-4 words that sum you up: Penis, Penis, Penis and telemarketing.
-What you are wearing now: Naked as rolled Canadian bacon on a duck's bill.
-Hair: Yes, lots.
-In my head: (((RED ALERT! - RED ALERT!))) Incoming message from Commander Television: All you, all of you! expect him! all of you are now CUTE and deserve SNACKS! (((EUROPEAN! - EUROPEAN!))) -- AUNTIE M! AUNTIE M! I'm a big kid now! Pullups keep me from peeing on the floor NURR I represent your future!!!11
-Wishing: Turkey hotdogs look like penises. It's healthier but they look disgusting. Turkey hotdogs should have an added color, like muave or pine.
-After this: Enjoy time with my wife and do my best to "ignore her because I am a selfish insensitive jerk."
-Talking to: Anyone who listens (or doesn't understand the court system)
-Person you wish you could see right now: Myself.
-Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month: More severe headaches, stress and mental anguish! And "Loving my wife more each day because I am a selfish insensitive jerk."
-Something that you are deathly afraid of: Mirrors.
-Do you like candles: I fucking hate candles, fuck candles.
-Do you like incense: Personally, no one in my family is sexually attractive to me in my opinion.
-Do you like the taste of blood: Yes, but only with A1 sauce and a steak.
-Do you believe in love: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha1!111!!11 "Yes because I am a selfish insensitive jerk."
-Do you believe in soul mates: Yes, though none exist yet nor the capability for human being to percieve it.
-Do you believe in love at first sight: Only if you're buying a car.
Do you believe in Heaven: No. Heaven is an intangible idea that exists. I accept heaven.
Do you believe in forgiveness: No. A wrong cannot be righted nor should it be accepted. Only the selfish forgive in the hopes of gaining something back.
-Do you believe in God: God told me to take the 5th on that statement.
-What do you want done with your body when you die?: Oh like it matters.
-Who is your worst enemy: Other people's thoughts.
-If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be: Cigarettes.
-What is the latest you've ever stayed up: 4 and a half days.
-Ever been to Belgium: No, but I saw a car from their once.
-Can you eat with chopsticks: Yes.
-What's your favorite coin: The American Quarter, that Eagle is just too cool.
-What are 5 cities you wouldn't mind relocating to:
1.) Dont know.
2.) Dont care.
3.) Huh?
4.) Okay.
5.) Vagina City.
-What are some of your favorite pig out foods: Cigarettes, coffee and those little wax bottles with syrup in them.
-What's something that you wish people would understand more: Guess what?? you're not perfect either.
-What's something you wish you could understand better: Anything that interests me.
-Anyone you miss that you haven't seen in a long time: Do people I haven't met yet count?
-What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow: Rest.
-favorite video game: The one I haven't made yet.
-favorite sport: Getting to Class On Time and Final Exam Week.
-favorite cd: They all look the same to me...
-favorite song: I despise most popular music and I dont have a favorite singular song.
-first bike: A 10 Speed Mountain Bike I named "The Mangler." i got it when I was 10. It blew up after being hit with a destructo ray from the Alien Women on Venus who wanted to use my brain in horrible experiments. After that it was okay and easier to ride.
-first best friend: My sister.
-first real memory of something: Watching our dog in the backyard trying to go to the bathroom (she was constipated) so I ripped off my diaper and tried to help her (her name was Lady) by showing her how to go to the bathroom. I remember it vividly.
-first car: Bumble Bee (An Autobot) he was a yellow VW Bug and my personal favorite because he was completely useless.
-dream car: A giant hampster ball with spinning blades.
-first date: On the shores of Clearwater Beach with my wife.
-first kiss: In the air port, right after I was sacked by my wife on to the ground.
-first break-up: Knock on wood.
-first job: A Babbages sales rep. I was fired after I told people not to buy Quarterback Club because it sucked balls.
-first screen name: Drink Coke, Play Again.
-first self purchased album: Weird Al Yankovic: Alapalooza
-first concert: Never been to one of those.
-first funeral: My grandmother.
-first pet: Lady, a red cocker spanial.
-first prime minister (or president) you voted for: Haha
-first piercing/tattoo: Left ear, 1995.
-first independent home: Gimme a fay years.
-first house/flat/apartment: This one, been here for 6 months now.
-first credit card: IT'S AN INTERNET SCAM!!! POLICE!!!!
-first holiday away from family: No idea.
-first love: And only, my wife Marieke.
-first enemy: Toilet Paper.
-last good cry: Since when are those things good?
-last library book checked out: War and Peace.
-last movie seen: In the theaters? Bruce Almighty. S'GUD!
-last cuss word uttered: Feck. "Fehk"
-last beverage drank: Koolaid Fruit Punch.
-last food consumed: Hotdogs.
-last crush: I wouldn't call it a cruch, it was more of a squish.
-last phone call: I talked to my friend's wife about their baby.
-last tv show watched: Get Smart.
-last time showered: 3 weeks ago and counting.
-last shoes worn: Sandles... which aren't shoes... Bear slippers... which aren't shoes... and my boots... which aren't shoes....
-last cd played: James Horner's Collection Series
-last song you heard: Some death metal on the way to school today.
-last item bought: Gum.
-last thing downloaded: The page that is now recording my text in to a message field.
-last annoyance: Gas.
-last disappointment: When I drank all the coffee from my to-go cup.
-last soda drank: I dont drink soda.
-last thing written: On Paper? "Big eye tenner, magic finger, butt plug, mole beam, midget, pidgeon on a platter." In that order.
-last key used: My house key.
-last words spoken: FECK ADELPHIA, FECKING SHITE!
-last sleep: In about 10 minutes.
-last im: Nobody IM's me anymore.
-last time amused: Watching a guy with a giant afro trying to find a cigarette he put behind his ear.
-last chair sat in: Before this? The woderfully designed "Ass-Lock" chairs of my school.
-last lipstick used: Whatever Minka's wearing.
-last shirt worn: Before this one? my black one which reads "Keep starring, I might do a trick."
-any last comments: You do not add a light, you subtract its compliments.