29th May 2003, 8:26 PM
(This post was last modified: 30th May 2003, 1:46 PM by Dark Jaguar.)
* Spell your name backwards - your name backwards (We both knew it would come to this.)
* Story behind user name - I was playing an old overhead shooter with someone called Raptor or something like that and we were competing for coolest/prettiest/shinyest/whicheverest call sign. This person came up with Moonshine (which at the time I thought was totally original), so I just brooded for a bit and came up with Dark Jaguar. Then, I went online and remembered it, and so I used it in conjunction with a persona totally in contradiction of the name, for comedy's sake.
*Alternate names? - Hmm... Oh yes, Ghost of Captain Obvious, Captain Dave, Princess of the many pie-like objects, and I think I was Pilot Bob Incarnate or something like that here. On Instant Messanging things, I switch all the time, usually to some hilarious phrase I heard on TV.
* I live in - Tulsa, Oklahoma, City that thinks it's so hot, but you know what? It's not.
* 4 Word summery - Insane Christian Pantless Cat
* Clothes? - I have a shirt, and I WEAR SHORTS BECAUSE THEY ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR! (2 points for identifying the qoute).
* Hair - Not sure what that means but mine's always twice the fencepost and is the breathed of beating live.
* In my head - My entire conciousness (including sub and super) incarnated into a message board, and a castle.
* Wishing - For TWO hay-pennies!
* After This - Probably going to watch TV, then play some vidya games.
* Talking to - Too many other voices all at once never ceasing!
* Person you wish you could see right now - Shiggy, JUST so I could see the look on his face!
* Looking forward to this month - The inexorable march of time going on for yet another month, yeah!
* Deathly afraid of - Fear, that stuff terrifies me into a coma! List those fears now then! Fear Persona: Um, ACK, um, talking in public, making lists, water, land... ACK!
DJ:
* Like Candles? - Who doesn't? Makes a great snack, AND a great replacement rib!
* Do you like Insense - WHAT?! Oh, um, not really, unless it's cinaminy vanilla blend. That stuff rocks.
* Like the taste of blood? - Not without soy sauce, but that's only because soy sauce makes anything taste great.
* Do you believe in love? - I've tried analysing and testing this thing you call "love" and what the eskimos call "Ice" for decades, and it seems that the secret incrediant is vinegar. So yes, I believe in vinegar.
* Do you believe in soul mates? - Now I know you figured I was going to make some cheap joke about souls mating as in reproduction, well I've got news for you, I won't! Yes, I do believe in soul mates.
* Do you believe in love at first sight? - As a pastor once said to me: "Now I must tell you that love at first sight is something you certainly shouldn't expect, and you should always question it if you assume you've encounted it. That being said, I'm a total hypocrite because I myself fell in love at first sight." That guy was cool.
* Believe in Heaven? - I should hope so, otherwise believing in God just leaves one other place for me to go...
* Believe in forgiveness? - Yep, just remember that forgiveness INCLUDES forgetting. If you say "I forgive, but I won't forget", you aren't really forgiving that person are you? Also note that forgiving someone doesn't mean you ACCEPT the evil action at all. If the only way you can see forgiveness is the idea of accepting the deed then maybe you don't really understand the nature of forgiveness.
* Believe in God? - What's not to believe about an all powerful guy watching us that we can't see? Of course I believe in God!
* What do you want done with body when you die? - Die? Yeesh that assumes a lot. Assuming worse comes to worst and I actually get killed or don't get immortality via my many machines somehow, I wish to be brought back using even better technology, and then tell people what I was doing in the afterlife when I get back! Oh, well otherwise I want my body donated to science. That actually does something for someone.
* Who is your worst enemy? - I have no enemies. The idea of actually having an enemy is just too tiring. I find even if someone sets out to become my enemy and says so, forcing my friendship upon them is the perfect solution, just like on Animaniacs. This seems to work with Satan too. I'm still rather upset that my attempt to help him out by installing an air conditioner down there actually made him mad. That was a nutter... But then we went to Six Flags and I smoothed it over with some ice cream. I think I have a photo, ah yes, here he is. See that look of joy when I gave him the ice cream? It kinda looks like he's screaming out in delight.
* Any pet - Pikachu WOULD rock, but I think I'd rather have my own Mew, or Bahamut King of Dragons. Either or.
* Latest ever stayed up - All night, but I slept in all day. I've never actually MISSED a night of sleep.
* Been to Belgium - Actually yes, oh wait, BelgiUM? Um, no.
* Can you eat with chopsticks? - Not YET, but soon I'll be able to FIGHT with them!
* Favorite Coin - The one that's worth the most, whichever one that may be at the time.
* What are 5 cities you'd like to relocate to? - Hmm... Um... Tokyo first off, then Neo Tokyo (city of the future), then Darkjaguarvania, then Neo Jeruselum (Actually maybe I should put that higher, after all what other city, besides Neo Tokyo, has translucent gold streets and rivers of heavy water and 12 walls made of solid jewels?), then finally, Townsville.
* Favorite pig out foods - Anything from Little Debbie, other snacky cakes, solid ice cream (I have about a million favorite flavors, half vanilla types, the other half various sherberts and vanilla-sherbert blends, and the OTHER half chocolate stuff, including cookie dough ice cream), canned cheese, regular cheese slices, all manner of processed meats, and milk to wash it all down. What, the last one is healthy? Big deal, I love it and I pig out on it!
* Something you wish people understood more - The Metric System, it's the only measurement system they need! (LL picked the other one I would have said...)
* Something you wish YOU understood better - All of Everything
* People you miss that you haven't seen in like, forever times infinity - Some family members I think, though I tend to keep in touch with all the people I care about well enough. Oh, there's Randy Beeman.
* Something you want to make happen tomorrow - Another step in my training regime to become SUPER PROGRAMMER LEVEL 4!
* Favorite Video Game - I... can't.... choose! Zelda 1 has a special place, so does Megaman 2, and Super Mario Bros., and Secret of Mana! Shut up, just shut up! I can't pick just one! Gaming is the greatest hobby humanity has ever come up with!
* Favorite sport - If I really had to pick one, though to be honest it's my brother that's the sports guy in the family, I guess it would be the martial arts since I actually could do something other than compete with that. Not sure that counts as a sport though.
* Favorite CD - Hard to say. I like my game music CDs a bunch, and the anime disks I have. Hmm, music isn't a major hobby of mine. I listen now and then, but what I like stacks up to 12 or so favorites across different disks. Can't really say for certain, but I guess if I made one CD using my favorites from across my CDs (which I would, but my MP3 player does the job much better), that would end up being my fave.
* Favorite song - Again, I have like 12 favorites. Stop with the evil questions! Picking favorite games, do I make you pick your favorite... part of the trinity of God?! Do I?!
* First bike - Not sure a trike counts as a bike, in fact by definition a bike is bi- meaning two, thus it doesn't count! But you are LL, so I'll let it slide, this time... My first BIke was a red one that was too small when I got it, so obviously it wasn't long before I had to get a new one. It was cool though, except my most painful memories are on that thing. I think I've mapped out my entire dermis (layer under epidermis) thanks to that thing.
* First best friend - Hmm... hard to say, some kid in the neighborhood who liked to break things and have parties. Didn't know that person too long. Being the oldest sibling, they couldn't have been best friends until they actually existed. Anyway, regardless the only best friend that actually has stuck is the one have now.
* First real memory of something - Hmm, I remember a toy train heading towards me on my birthday in the dark, and the memory is limited ONLY to that, but I am not certain if that's the earliest, as it's not a "dated" memory. Only when I was a little older did my memories start time stamping themselves, and only later did they start stamping themselves for "last edited", so I could tell if a memory is false just by "knowing" it is. The competition for first memory is another of my little sister (the second sib after me) trapping me in a window on a rainy day. That wasn't the most fun experience... I also think I remember something about there being nothing, then a flash of light, then the universe existing, that may have come first actually come to think of it.
* First car - The Wheel, a toy car I had a wheel shaped remote for. I always called it "The "The Wheel"" to people, being way too technical about it that way.
* Dream car - One that isn't a car so much as it is an arwing. If my dream transportation came true, it wouldn't be some sucky car.
* First date - A da-te? Nope, never been. I'm asexual, remember?
* First kiss - Does my mom count? No? Thought so...
* First breakup - One time when I was on an exploratory mission to planet Tebulon 9 with a field officer, a cleric, and a mime, I caught a horrible magic infused disease that caused me to break up at the cellular level, but that was cured within the hour. I'm not sure that's what you were looking for though.
* First job - one time I actually got PAID to do some chores, very temporary but I consider that my first job.
* First screen name - didn't you already do that one? First one HERE was DJ, first one at any place? Not sure... If you mean screen name for online service, most of the time that's irrelevent, and for this net service, one isn't even needed, or a password either. Forgot what the first one for that is anyway :D.
* First self-bought album - Hmm... Oh yes, Killer Cuts came with Killer Instinct when I bought that for SNES.
* First concert - Never been, not too eager to go to one either to be honest. I'm not exactly an outside activity person really.
* First funeral - Never been, because not a single reletive I'm close to has died except for one recently, who's funeral I wasn't able to attend due to distance.
* First pet - a cat named Hardy my dad owned, or if you mean MY first pet then a cat named Skittles.
* First leader voted for - Can't remember, the school has those fake vote things all the time, so I'd use that if I could remember, but I can't.
* First bodily mutilation - None, and never will. They only lower my maximum ability those do. When I do something it will be an upgrade, adding functionality.
* First independant home - A small tear in space time that only I can see leading to a realm of coolness and stars and peaceful harmonic music.
* First house/flat (what's a flat?)/ apartment - I assume due to you asking something similar above that you mean first place I lived ever. I have no idea. Some place in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
* First credit card - You tell me if it counts! I have a check card, one of those things that is usable like a credit card but is actually just writing a check. I don't think I'll ever get a credit card. I don't see any reason to use one when I could just SAVE UP money and buy a newer, more up to date model, with FULL ownership by the time someone else has finally payed off (with interest) the old, outdated model they bought 7 years ago. If I need to get credit, I'll just do it the same way I do many things in video games. I'll just get loans and pay them back THAT DAY with the money they just lendt me. Sure it's cheap, but I bet that it's a perfect loop hole to gain excellent credit. I'll do that until my credit rating goes from A to S.
* First holiday away from family - Hmm, the MAIN ones I'm ALWAYS there, but I've missed a few Thanksgivings before, just due to another important date tending to be around the same time.
* First love - It seems you mean as in first love as in finding a mate type of thing, as opposed to first of any kind of love between two people (or a love between a human and a sandwitch). Nope.
* First enemy - Morgoth was the first Great Enemy of the World.
* Last good cry - I can't think of any cries that have ever been good.
* Last library book checked out - The Hobbit (That was quite some time ago. I don't go to the library much any more.) One time I knew a person who checked out a game at the library. That was some cool library, they checked out all sorts of computer games! Under a Killing Moon was a sort of ridiculous futuristic detective parody adventure game, and it was pretty fun.
* Last movie seen: Guess you mean ANY movie. Hmm, can't really remember... Wasn't a super good movie but I think the last one I saw was X-Men a few weeks ago. Oh wait, I saw PART of the Iron Giant when it was being played on Cartoon Network AGAIN on Monday (wasn't able to see the Powerpuff Girls movie though, still haven't seen it).
* Last cuss word uttered: Also not a swearer.
* Last bererage drank: Milk
* Last food consumed: pizza
* Last crush: What? I used the item crush ability in a Castlevania game pretty recently...
* Last phone call: Someone called from a phone company asking for me to call them back, saying about 5 times in a row that it "was not a..." (um, what's the word when you try to sellsomething to someone? I forget just now, dern flast it) "..*whatever that word was* call", which is funny, or would be to you had I remembered that word!
* Last TV show watched: Family Guy
* Last time showered: About a year ago, because I take baths instead.
* Last shoes worn: The pair that has served me well in comfort and style... forget what kind they are. Um, they still fit anyway...
* Last CD played: Been a long time since I played the CDs themselves, so I forget. They all are on my computer in MP3 form now. Um, oh yeah, I was just playing Megaman X5, which is a CD, and as I said, I played it, so there ya go.
* Last song heard: Hmm, whatever song last played last night as I went to sleep, though I always forget the actual moment of sleep (I wish I actually could remember the actual falling asleep sensation...), so I can't say what that was. The thing shuts itself off before I wake up so that's not it... Oh wait, I think the last song I heard would be the Family Guy theme song.
* Last Item Bought: Aria of Sorrow
* Last thing downloaded: This page I'm looking at right now
* Last annoyance (Wow that's a very epic sounding term) - Not being able to survive those insta-death lasers in the end levels of Megaman X5 for many continues in a row until I remembered I had a time freeze ability, and then just delaying my dying to later in the level :D. THE last annoyance I think will be when all creation comes to an end, except for a single focet dripping in the background.
* Last disappointement: Hmm... It's been a long time since I've been dissappointed by something. Takes a bit of energy I guess to raise my expectations high enough to crash them down. I think in fact the last time I was dissappointed was when I beat Wind Waker instead of finding out I was only half way through the game. That awesome game left me wanting more in a bad way...
* Last soda drank: Sprite (regular blend)
* Last thing written: Last thing written: Last thing written: Last thing *smack*, okay I'll stop now...
* Last key used: Master Key in Circle of the Moon
* Last words spoken (the cool thing about this is I can say whatever want RIGHT now and just type it up, thus making me sound cool or weird or however I want!): yeah (Twice the beakers!, that's all I could think to say!)
* last sleep: last night
* last Instant Message (that's what IM means right?): I think it was to ABF and some others several nights ago. When are you on LL? I want to chat with you!
* Last time amused: Watching Family guy, when they said the stuff that was funny, specifically the very last joke when Peter said "You know, I always thought dogs... well, layed eggs. And I learned something today." which is funny because it's true, isn't that right my pet water buffalo?
* last chair sat in: Yep, this one right now, because it was "sat" the second I sat up to eat something while typing this and sat back down.
* last lipstick used: More recently here, specifically last time I played Smash Bros. Melee (that's a joke you don't get at first, then you go "oooh, right", then you just kinda chuckle because it's really not all that funny anyway).
* last shirt worn: This one here, from St. Francis Hospital apparently. It's actually something that was given to me.
* last comments: Smoked the halibut? No?! Never the ray Earth!
* Story behind user name - I was playing an old overhead shooter with someone called Raptor or something like that and we were competing for coolest/prettiest/shinyest/whicheverest call sign. This person came up with Moonshine (which at the time I thought was totally original), so I just brooded for a bit and came up with Dark Jaguar. Then, I went online and remembered it, and so I used it in conjunction with a persona totally in contradiction of the name, for comedy's sake.
*Alternate names? - Hmm... Oh yes, Ghost of Captain Obvious, Captain Dave, Princess of the many pie-like objects, and I think I was Pilot Bob Incarnate or something like that here. On Instant Messanging things, I switch all the time, usually to some hilarious phrase I heard on TV.
* I live in - Tulsa, Oklahoma, City that thinks it's so hot, but you know what? It's not.
* 4 Word summery - Insane Christian Pantless Cat
* Clothes? - I have a shirt, and I WEAR SHORTS BECAUSE THEY ARE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR! (2 points for identifying the qoute).
* Hair - Not sure what that means but mine's always twice the fencepost and is the breathed of beating live.
* In my head - My entire conciousness (including sub and super) incarnated into a message board, and a castle.
* Wishing - For TWO hay-pennies!
* After This - Probably going to watch TV, then play some vidya games.
* Talking to - Too many other voices all at once never ceasing!
* Person you wish you could see right now - Shiggy, JUST so I could see the look on his face!
* Looking forward to this month - The inexorable march of time going on for yet another month, yeah!
* Deathly afraid of - Fear, that stuff terrifies me into a coma! List those fears now then! Fear Persona: Um, ACK, um, talking in public, making lists, water, land... ACK!
DJ:
* Like Candles? - Who doesn't? Makes a great snack, AND a great replacement rib!
* Do you like Insense - WHAT?! Oh, um, not really, unless it's cinaminy vanilla blend. That stuff rocks.
* Like the taste of blood? - Not without soy sauce, but that's only because soy sauce makes anything taste great.
* Do you believe in love? - I've tried analysing and testing this thing you call "love" and what the eskimos call "Ice" for decades, and it seems that the secret incrediant is vinegar. So yes, I believe in vinegar.
* Do you believe in soul mates? - Now I know you figured I was going to make some cheap joke about souls mating as in reproduction, well I've got news for you, I won't! Yes, I do believe in soul mates.
* Do you believe in love at first sight? - As a pastor once said to me: "Now I must tell you that love at first sight is something you certainly shouldn't expect, and you should always question it if you assume you've encounted it. That being said, I'm a total hypocrite because I myself fell in love at first sight." That guy was cool.
* Believe in Heaven? - I should hope so, otherwise believing in God just leaves one other place for me to go...
* Believe in forgiveness? - Yep, just remember that forgiveness INCLUDES forgetting. If you say "I forgive, but I won't forget", you aren't really forgiving that person are you? Also note that forgiving someone doesn't mean you ACCEPT the evil action at all. If the only way you can see forgiveness is the idea of accepting the deed then maybe you don't really understand the nature of forgiveness.
* Believe in God? - What's not to believe about an all powerful guy watching us that we can't see? Of course I believe in God!
* What do you want done with body when you die? - Die? Yeesh that assumes a lot. Assuming worse comes to worst and I actually get killed or don't get immortality via my many machines somehow, I wish to be brought back using even better technology, and then tell people what I was doing in the afterlife when I get back! Oh, well otherwise I want my body donated to science. That actually does something for someone.
* Who is your worst enemy? - I have no enemies. The idea of actually having an enemy is just too tiring. I find even if someone sets out to become my enemy and says so, forcing my friendship upon them is the perfect solution, just like on Animaniacs. This seems to work with Satan too. I'm still rather upset that my attempt to help him out by installing an air conditioner down there actually made him mad. That was a nutter... But then we went to Six Flags and I smoothed it over with some ice cream. I think I have a photo, ah yes, here he is. See that look of joy when I gave him the ice cream? It kinda looks like he's screaming out in delight.
* Any pet - Pikachu WOULD rock, but I think I'd rather have my own Mew, or Bahamut King of Dragons. Either or.
* Latest ever stayed up - All night, but I slept in all day. I've never actually MISSED a night of sleep.
* Been to Belgium - Actually yes, oh wait, BelgiUM? Um, no.
* Can you eat with chopsticks? - Not YET, but soon I'll be able to FIGHT with them!
* Favorite Coin - The one that's worth the most, whichever one that may be at the time.
* What are 5 cities you'd like to relocate to? - Hmm... Um... Tokyo first off, then Neo Tokyo (city of the future), then Darkjaguarvania, then Neo Jeruselum (Actually maybe I should put that higher, after all what other city, besides Neo Tokyo, has translucent gold streets and rivers of heavy water and 12 walls made of solid jewels?), then finally, Townsville.
* Favorite pig out foods - Anything from Little Debbie, other snacky cakes, solid ice cream (I have about a million favorite flavors, half vanilla types, the other half various sherberts and vanilla-sherbert blends, and the OTHER half chocolate stuff, including cookie dough ice cream), canned cheese, regular cheese slices, all manner of processed meats, and milk to wash it all down. What, the last one is healthy? Big deal, I love it and I pig out on it!
* Something you wish people understood more - The Metric System, it's the only measurement system they need! (LL picked the other one I would have said...)
* Something you wish YOU understood better - All of Everything
* People you miss that you haven't seen in like, forever times infinity - Some family members I think, though I tend to keep in touch with all the people I care about well enough. Oh, there's Randy Beeman.
* Something you want to make happen tomorrow - Another step in my training regime to become SUPER PROGRAMMER LEVEL 4!
* Favorite Video Game - I... can't.... choose! Zelda 1 has a special place, so does Megaman 2, and Super Mario Bros., and Secret of Mana! Shut up, just shut up! I can't pick just one! Gaming is the greatest hobby humanity has ever come up with!
* Favorite sport - If I really had to pick one, though to be honest it's my brother that's the sports guy in the family, I guess it would be the martial arts since I actually could do something other than compete with that. Not sure that counts as a sport though.
* Favorite CD - Hard to say. I like my game music CDs a bunch, and the anime disks I have. Hmm, music isn't a major hobby of mine. I listen now and then, but what I like stacks up to 12 or so favorites across different disks. Can't really say for certain, but I guess if I made one CD using my favorites from across my CDs (which I would, but my MP3 player does the job much better), that would end up being my fave.
* Favorite song - Again, I have like 12 favorites. Stop with the evil questions! Picking favorite games, do I make you pick your favorite... part of the trinity of God?! Do I?!
* First bike - Not sure a trike counts as a bike, in fact by definition a bike is bi- meaning two, thus it doesn't count! But you are LL, so I'll let it slide, this time... My first BIke was a red one that was too small when I got it, so obviously it wasn't long before I had to get a new one. It was cool though, except my most painful memories are on that thing. I think I've mapped out my entire dermis (layer under epidermis) thanks to that thing.
* First best friend - Hmm... hard to say, some kid in the neighborhood who liked to break things and have parties. Didn't know that person too long. Being the oldest sibling, they couldn't have been best friends until they actually existed. Anyway, regardless the only best friend that actually has stuck is the one have now.
* First real memory of something - Hmm, I remember a toy train heading towards me on my birthday in the dark, and the memory is limited ONLY to that, but I am not certain if that's the earliest, as it's not a "dated" memory. Only when I was a little older did my memories start time stamping themselves, and only later did they start stamping themselves for "last edited", so I could tell if a memory is false just by "knowing" it is. The competition for first memory is another of my little sister (the second sib after me) trapping me in a window on a rainy day. That wasn't the most fun experience... I also think I remember something about there being nothing, then a flash of light, then the universe existing, that may have come first actually come to think of it.
* First car - The Wheel, a toy car I had a wheel shaped remote for. I always called it "The "The Wheel"" to people, being way too technical about it that way.
* Dream car - One that isn't a car so much as it is an arwing. If my dream transportation came true, it wouldn't be some sucky car.
* First date - A da-te? Nope, never been. I'm asexual, remember?
* First kiss - Does my mom count? No? Thought so...
* First breakup - One time when I was on an exploratory mission to planet Tebulon 9 with a field officer, a cleric, and a mime, I caught a horrible magic infused disease that caused me to break up at the cellular level, but that was cured within the hour. I'm not sure that's what you were looking for though.
* First job - one time I actually got PAID to do some chores, very temporary but I consider that my first job.
* First screen name - didn't you already do that one? First one HERE was DJ, first one at any place? Not sure... If you mean screen name for online service, most of the time that's irrelevent, and for this net service, one isn't even needed, or a password either. Forgot what the first one for that is anyway :D.
* First self-bought album - Hmm... Oh yes, Killer Cuts came with Killer Instinct when I bought that for SNES.
* First concert - Never been, not too eager to go to one either to be honest. I'm not exactly an outside activity person really.
* First funeral - Never been, because not a single reletive I'm close to has died except for one recently, who's funeral I wasn't able to attend due to distance.
* First pet - a cat named Hardy my dad owned, or if you mean MY first pet then a cat named Skittles.
* First leader voted for - Can't remember, the school has those fake vote things all the time, so I'd use that if I could remember, but I can't.
* First bodily mutilation - None, and never will. They only lower my maximum ability those do. When I do something it will be an upgrade, adding functionality.
* First independant home - A small tear in space time that only I can see leading to a realm of coolness and stars and peaceful harmonic music.
* First house/flat (what's a flat?)/ apartment - I assume due to you asking something similar above that you mean first place I lived ever. I have no idea. Some place in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.
* First credit card - You tell me if it counts! I have a check card, one of those things that is usable like a credit card but is actually just writing a check. I don't think I'll ever get a credit card. I don't see any reason to use one when I could just SAVE UP money and buy a newer, more up to date model, with FULL ownership by the time someone else has finally payed off (with interest) the old, outdated model they bought 7 years ago. If I need to get credit, I'll just do it the same way I do many things in video games. I'll just get loans and pay them back THAT DAY with the money they just lendt me. Sure it's cheap, but I bet that it's a perfect loop hole to gain excellent credit. I'll do that until my credit rating goes from A to S.
* First holiday away from family - Hmm, the MAIN ones I'm ALWAYS there, but I've missed a few Thanksgivings before, just due to another important date tending to be around the same time.
* First love - It seems you mean as in first love as in finding a mate type of thing, as opposed to first of any kind of love between two people (or a love between a human and a sandwitch). Nope.
* First enemy - Morgoth was the first Great Enemy of the World.
* Last good cry - I can't think of any cries that have ever been good.
* Last library book checked out - The Hobbit (That was quite some time ago. I don't go to the library much any more.) One time I knew a person who checked out a game at the library. That was some cool library, they checked out all sorts of computer games! Under a Killing Moon was a sort of ridiculous futuristic detective parody adventure game, and it was pretty fun.
* Last movie seen: Guess you mean ANY movie. Hmm, can't really remember... Wasn't a super good movie but I think the last one I saw was X-Men a few weeks ago. Oh wait, I saw PART of the Iron Giant when it was being played on Cartoon Network AGAIN on Monday (wasn't able to see the Powerpuff Girls movie though, still haven't seen it).
* Last cuss word uttered: Also not a swearer.
* Last bererage drank: Milk
* Last food consumed: pizza
* Last crush: What? I used the item crush ability in a Castlevania game pretty recently...
* Last phone call: Someone called from a phone company asking for me to call them back, saying about 5 times in a row that it "was not a..." (um, what's the word when you try to sellsomething to someone? I forget just now, dern flast it) "..*whatever that word was* call", which is funny, or would be to you had I remembered that word!
* Last TV show watched: Family Guy
* Last time showered: About a year ago, because I take baths instead.
* Last shoes worn: The pair that has served me well in comfort and style... forget what kind they are. Um, they still fit anyway...
* Last CD played: Been a long time since I played the CDs themselves, so I forget. They all are on my computer in MP3 form now. Um, oh yeah, I was just playing Megaman X5, which is a CD, and as I said, I played it, so there ya go.
* Last song heard: Hmm, whatever song last played last night as I went to sleep, though I always forget the actual moment of sleep (I wish I actually could remember the actual falling asleep sensation...), so I can't say what that was. The thing shuts itself off before I wake up so that's not it... Oh wait, I think the last song I heard would be the Family Guy theme song.
* Last Item Bought: Aria of Sorrow
* Last thing downloaded: This page I'm looking at right now
* Last annoyance (Wow that's a very epic sounding term) - Not being able to survive those insta-death lasers in the end levels of Megaman X5 for many continues in a row until I remembered I had a time freeze ability, and then just delaying my dying to later in the level :D. THE last annoyance I think will be when all creation comes to an end, except for a single focet dripping in the background.
* Last disappointement: Hmm... It's been a long time since I've been dissappointed by something. Takes a bit of energy I guess to raise my expectations high enough to crash them down. I think in fact the last time I was dissappointed was when I beat Wind Waker instead of finding out I was only half way through the game. That awesome game left me wanting more in a bad way...
* Last soda drank: Sprite (regular blend)
* Last thing written: Last thing written: Last thing written: Last thing *smack*, okay I'll stop now...
* Last key used: Master Key in Circle of the Moon
* Last words spoken (the cool thing about this is I can say whatever want RIGHT now and just type it up, thus making me sound cool or weird or however I want!): yeah (Twice the beakers!, that's all I could think to say!)
* last sleep: last night
* last Instant Message (that's what IM means right?): I think it was to ABF and some others several nights ago. When are you on LL? I want to chat with you!
* Last time amused: Watching Family guy, when they said the stuff that was funny, specifically the very last joke when Peter said "You know, I always thought dogs... well, layed eggs. And I learned something today." which is funny because it's true, isn't that right my pet water buffalo?
* last chair sat in: Yep, this one right now, because it was "sat" the second I sat up to eat something while typing this and sat back down.
* last lipstick used: More recently here, specifically last time I played Smash Bros. Melee (that's a joke you don't get at first, then you go "oooh, right", then you just kinda chuckle because it's really not all that funny anyway).
* last shirt worn: This one here, from St. Francis Hospital apparently. It's actually something that was given to me.
* last comments: Smoked the halibut? No?! Never the ray Earth!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)