19th August 2019, 6:28 PM
He tells me to burn things!
No, he was just a squirrelly individual. Kinda cartoony and hyper. He got pissed whenever we called him that, because we thought we were making fun of his buck teeth. I swear, we weren't! It's just, one day, he was doing his impression of a squirrel, and it stuck.
One time he was trying to impress a couple girls we knew. As he was leaving, he pulled up beside them and flashed them some kinda gangsta sign (he was white as a freshly bleached sheet). He kept cruising, not watching the road, and then proceeded to rear-end the guy in front of him. Smooth.
Then another time, I have no idea what he was thinking, but he was hanging out with one of the same girls, and for whatever reason, decided to jump up on her car's windshield and start tapdancing. Shatter. I can't imagine how mortified he must have been.
No, he was just a squirrelly individual. Kinda cartoony and hyper. He got pissed whenever we called him that, because we thought we were making fun of his buck teeth. I swear, we weren't! It's just, one day, he was doing his impression of a squirrel, and it stuck.
One time he was trying to impress a couple girls we knew. As he was leaving, he pulled up beside them and flashed them some kinda gangsta sign (he was white as a freshly bleached sheet). He kept cruising, not watching the road, and then proceeded to rear-end the guy in front of him. Smooth.
Then another time, I have no idea what he was thinking, but he was hanging out with one of the same girls, and for whatever reason, decided to jump up on her car's windshield and start tapdancing. Shatter. I can't imagine how mortified he must have been.