24th November 2011, 6:13 AM
Back the fuck up. Tanookies are REAL? "RACOON DOGS"?? Dogs with THUMBS? dog-sized FERRETS? HUGE FERRETS?
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WHAT AM I READING? i thought you said they were "large testicled" because they were up against PETA and i was like "haha... testicles" but THIS? I dont even have an unders--
oh FUCK JAPAN.
Quote:During the Kamakura and Muromachi eras, some stories began to include more sinister tanuki. The Otogizōshi story of "Kachi-kachi Yama" features a tanuki that clubs an old lady to death and serves her to her unknowing husband as "old lady soup".
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Quote:Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travellers' packs, or using them as drums.
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Quote:A common schoolyard song in Japan: "Tan-tan-tan, tanuki's bollocks ring. The wind stops blowing but they swing, swing, swing."
WHAT AM I READING? i thought you said they were "large testicled" because they were up against PETA and i was like "haha... testicles" but THIS? I dont even have an unders--
oh FUCK JAPAN.