26th June 2010, 8:21 PM
Darunia Wrote:I KNOW, YOU GUYS!
I hate it when lousy democratic republics have two opposing political parties! IT DRIVES ME NUTS! Why can't we just have a ONE-PARTY SYSTEM? The way we have it, one party goes into power, the other comes out... blah blah blah... checks and balances, checks and balances, checks and balances! It's so frustrating when stupid people try and balance the democratic process! Why can't we have ONE PARTY like Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union? Enough with this RIDICULOUS republic crap... that way, our beautiful and gloriously homogenous Democratic legislature could unanymously pass every single piece of liberal dogma they desire? Just think--without those aggravating Republicans, we could have so much more Welfare... higher taxes--ESPECIALLY ON THOSE WORTHLESS CORPORATIONS!!--we could have universal Affirmative Action---more powerful unions (teachers' unions aren't powerful enough, says I!)... we could finally decrease the strength of the US military, unilaterally surrender our foreign interests, sue for peace from Al Qaeda and Iraq, ban domestic oil drilling... if only, if ONLY we had a one-party state, with one agenda driving our policies, foreign and domestic! But NO! These naive, bible-humping, gun-toting rednecks INSIST on having checks and balances in government! Argh--it's enough to make me scream!
I'm sorry, but "We're going to filibuster every single bill of yours that we can" is NOT normal American congragessional procedure...