2nd June 2010, 2:46 AM
This means spidey's jokes are going to be Will Smith'd
Dr. Octovious: With these mechanical arms I can interact directly with the quantum generator.
Spiderman: PSH oh hell naw you wouldn't see me touchin that, please. Look at you, crazy and white with robot arms dayum, even mother Teresa would know you're gonna be a villain, psh you never see a villain put on skin-tight clothes to show off the abs, hell naw, they gotta wear robot suits and hide, shit
Iron Man: ...
audience: OH NO HE DIDNT
Hollywood would never do a black character without making it 'urban' unless it's a serious drama, and even then.
The Spiderman reboot should have spidey in 9th grade. Black or white, and show him becoming a complete nerd that's fascinated with his camera.
Dr. Octovious: With these mechanical arms I can interact directly with the quantum generator.
Spiderman: PSH oh hell naw you wouldn't see me touchin that, please. Look at you, crazy and white with robot arms dayum, even mother Teresa would know you're gonna be a villain, psh you never see a villain put on skin-tight clothes to show off the abs, hell naw, they gotta wear robot suits and hide, shit
Iron Man: ...
audience: OH NO HE DIDNT
Hollywood would never do a black character without making it 'urban' unless it's a serious drama, and even then.
The Spiderman reboot should have spidey in 9th grade. Black or white, and show him becoming a complete nerd that's fascinated with his camera.