4th March 2010, 1:09 PM
*Glances at ABF's post... sniffs*
DARUNIA: Do you smell that?"
GORON SENTRY: Sir?
DARUNIA: Sniff! Do you smell that? Come hither!
(Sentry approaches, and sniffs)
SENTRY: Ooof... yes I do, what is that, m'lord?
DARUNIA: That's the sound of socialist defecation.
SENTRY: How can you tell?
DARUNIA: I've smelt it before. Indeed, I smell it whenever a quasi-commie starts expending hot air. I smell it now.
"at the time you were behind him all most of the way."
How you have managed to obtain a detailed history of my inner thoughts on politics for the past decade baffles me! But, you say it with such bravado that I dare not challenge you!
Hmm... so let's go over this logically.
ABF'S LAW OF POLITICAL RELATIVITY:
a.) DARUNIA IS CONSERVATIVE.
b.) GEORGE W. BUSH IS A REPUBLICAN.
c.) THEREFORE, DARUNIA IS A BUSHOPHILE.
Well, all's fair in love and politics.
ABF'S LAW OF POLITICAL RELATIVITY:
a.) ABF IS A DEMOCRAT.
b.) Andrew Johnson was a democrat.
c.)THEREFORE, ABF KILLS UNBORN FETUSES, IS ANARCHIST, AND A HOMOSEXUAL CONFEDERATE SLAVE-OWNING MINORITY.
To go over it again, ABF'S LAW OF POLITICAL RELATIVITY states that two people of opposing political factions can and by right should make unfounded assumptions about the other based upon the most popular stereotypes available at the time.
DARUNIA: Do you smell that?"
GORON SENTRY: Sir?
DARUNIA: Sniff! Do you smell that? Come hither!
(Sentry approaches, and sniffs)
SENTRY: Ooof... yes I do, what is that, m'lord?
DARUNIA: That's the sound of socialist defecation.
SENTRY: How can you tell?
DARUNIA: I've smelt it before. Indeed, I smell it whenever a quasi-commie starts expending hot air. I smell it now.
Quote: (Note that the size of government grew substantially, not shrank, under W. ... and despite more recent attempts for Republicans to distance themselves from him and such, sorry, at the time you were all behind him most of the way.)
"at the time you were behind him all most of the way."
How you have managed to obtain a detailed history of my inner thoughts on politics for the past decade baffles me! But, you say it with such bravado that I dare not challenge you!
Hmm... so let's go over this logically.
ABF'S LAW OF POLITICAL RELATIVITY:
a.) DARUNIA IS CONSERVATIVE.
b.) GEORGE W. BUSH IS A REPUBLICAN.
c.) THEREFORE, DARUNIA IS A BUSHOPHILE.
Well, all's fair in love and politics.
ABF'S LAW OF POLITICAL RELATIVITY:
a.) ABF IS A DEMOCRAT.
b.) Andrew Johnson was a democrat.
c.)THEREFORE, ABF KILLS UNBORN FETUSES, IS ANARCHIST, AND A HOMOSEXUAL CONFEDERATE SLAVE-OWNING MINORITY.
To go over it again, ABF'S LAW OF POLITICAL RELATIVITY states that two people of opposing political factions can and by right should make unfounded assumptions about the other based upon the most popular stereotypes available at the time.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST