16th April 2003, 10:36 AM
*Goron-Weltallian forces roll across the country, executing and capturing Canadian geese. Once they're all either dead or imprisoned, they're interrogated brutally, some stripped feather-by-feather. When its over, the survivors are exiled back to Canada, never to return under penalty of being Darunia's supper.*
*Canadian geese pay reparations of down for pillows and bedspreads*
*End Goron-Weltall-Canadian Geese War*
*Canadian geese pay reparations of down for pillows and bedspreads*
*End Goron-Weltall-Canadian Geese War*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST