10th August 2007, 8:01 AM
I'll check it out in the my-ebay thingy. Its all really confusing and they nickel and dime the krap out of you.
MAKE YOUR PICTURE 30% LARGER FOR 75 CENTS (MAKE IT SMALLER FOR 45 CENTS, LEAVE AS IS FOR 50 CENTS)
ADD A PURPLE BORDER FOR 50 CENTS (BECAUSE PURPLE IS BACK)
ADD A PURPLE BORDER WITH YELLOW ACCENTS FOR 60 CENTS (CINCO DEMAYO!)
ADD A PURPLE BORDER WITH YELLOW ACCENTS AND A FLOATING HELLO KITTY ICON THAT ATTACKS PEOPLE THROUGH THEIR MONITOR FOR 89 CENTS (JAPAN)
MAKE YOUR TEXT IN A STUPID FONT FOR 25 CENTS (CHOOSE A NONSTUPID FONT FOR A DOLLAR)
YOU READ THIS FOR 9 CENTS (DISPUTE?)
INSERTION FEE .....PLEASE WAIT WHILE EBAY PULLS A NUMBER OUT OF ITS ASS .......$4.80 DO YOU ACCEPT? IT COSTS 75 CENTS TO ACCEPT (ASK EBAY TO SHAKE THE MAGIC 8 BALL AGAIN FOR 12 CENTS)
YOUR ITEM MIGHT BE A TERRORIST FOR 50 CENTS (AL JABIB MUHAMMAD)
2 HOTELS AND A HOUSE ON PARKVIEW YOU OWE 74 CENTS (TAKE A CHANCE CARD)
IF YOUR ITEM SELLS FOR MORE THAN $0.01 BUT LESS THAN 5.00 YOU OWE .8% TO THE TOTAL SALE FROM AND BETWEEN $500.00 TO $1000.01 TO WHICH A 6% INCREASE IS BUNDLED WITH THE ORIGINAL SALE OF 13% UNLESS IT'S AN ODD NUMBER - EBAY WILL EXPLAIN WTF YOU JUST READ FOR 65 CENTS (DOES IT HURT?)
*10 CENTS FOR EVERY USE OF A VOWEL IN YOUR DESCRIPTION (EDIT DESCRIPTION FOR 15 CENTS)
*YOU ARE USING A DELL INSPIRON COMPUTER - DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A FEE OF 15 CENTS (CHANGE COMPUTER FOR 10 CENTS)
GAWD
MAKE YOUR PICTURE 30% LARGER FOR 75 CENTS (MAKE IT SMALLER FOR 45 CENTS, LEAVE AS IS FOR 50 CENTS)
ADD A PURPLE BORDER FOR 50 CENTS (BECAUSE PURPLE IS BACK)
ADD A PURPLE BORDER WITH YELLOW ACCENTS FOR 60 CENTS (CINCO DEMAYO!)
ADD A PURPLE BORDER WITH YELLOW ACCENTS AND A FLOATING HELLO KITTY ICON THAT ATTACKS PEOPLE THROUGH THEIR MONITOR FOR 89 CENTS (JAPAN)
MAKE YOUR TEXT IN A STUPID FONT FOR 25 CENTS (CHOOSE A NONSTUPID FONT FOR A DOLLAR)
YOU READ THIS FOR 9 CENTS (DISPUTE?)
INSERTION FEE .....PLEASE WAIT WHILE EBAY PULLS A NUMBER OUT OF ITS ASS .......$4.80 DO YOU ACCEPT? IT COSTS 75 CENTS TO ACCEPT (ASK EBAY TO SHAKE THE MAGIC 8 BALL AGAIN FOR 12 CENTS)
YOUR ITEM MIGHT BE A TERRORIST FOR 50 CENTS (AL JABIB MUHAMMAD)
2 HOTELS AND A HOUSE ON PARKVIEW YOU OWE 74 CENTS (TAKE A CHANCE CARD)
IF YOUR ITEM SELLS FOR MORE THAN $0.01 BUT LESS THAN 5.00 YOU OWE .8% TO THE TOTAL SALE FROM AND BETWEEN $500.00 TO $1000.01 TO WHICH A 6% INCREASE IS BUNDLED WITH THE ORIGINAL SALE OF 13% UNLESS IT'S AN ODD NUMBER - EBAY WILL EXPLAIN WTF YOU JUST READ FOR 65 CENTS (DOES IT HURT?)
*10 CENTS FOR EVERY USE OF A VOWEL IN YOUR DESCRIPTION (EDIT DESCRIPTION FOR 15 CENTS)
*YOU ARE USING A DELL INSPIRON COMPUTER - DUDE, YOU'RE GETTING A FEE OF 15 CENTS (CHANGE COMPUTER FOR 10 CENTS)
GAWD