17th August 2006, 7:02 PM
Shit, it's August already? Normally around this time I'm not looking forward to going to school in a few weeks. Instead that's been replaced with constant procrastination towards applying for University...and trying to figure out exactly what the hell I want to do with myself now that the alleged "best years of my life" are over and done.
I'm not even two months out of high school and I already miss it. Don't you? I sure do miss being underaged, poor, and surrounded by a bunch of tools whose only business in high school is to scrape by with the bare minimum so they can get their diploma, which makes them fully qualified to get a back-breaking bottom-barrel job on the oil patch working 12 hours a day, six days a week, surrounded by a bunch of other dumbasses just like them who all think that they totally beat the system by doing fuck-all in high school and will now live the high life living in shitty motels year-round, occasionally returning to their trailer park home every third weekend where they will sit around and complain about the "stupid fuckin' Liberals" and "NDP Commies" even though they have no knowledge or grasp of politics and probably don't even know who our Prime Minister is (hint- he's from our province). Maybe if Larry the Cable Guy wasn't your premier source for current events you'd have a clue about the politics of your country. GET 'R DONE! That catchphrase (I can't believe it can be labelled as a catchphrase now) wasn't funny the first time that talentless piece of shit said it and it's not funny when you say it before every batter on your team steps to the plate during the annual May Long Slowpitch Tournament. Then you'll go out to all the high school parties you can make it to and brag to everyone you see that you are making "eight grande a month". Sadly, most people believe that all bottom-feeders on the oilpatch actually do rake in $96 000 in their first year. Somehow they all fail to notice that the dumbasses that are saying this have absolutely nothing to show for making a damn-near six figure salary other than a trailer full of empty Molson cubes and a 4x4 that sits four feet off the ground. Holy shit it makes me almost want to major in geology or chemical engineering just so I can show those who "beat" our shitty education system ($5 billion surplus and still the highest university entrance rates in the country??) the kind of life that somebody can have if they actually work for their position and not expect a bunch of free money for doing the most expendable job out there. Have fun dying at age 45 after 27 years of strenuous work in a poisonous environment doing a job that any numbskull who cares only about buying a big fucking truck as soon as possible can get on any given day, provided of course that they have that important slip of paper signifying twelve years of their life spent not learning anything.
I hate what the oil industry has done to this province. So many people with zero intelligience and too much money.
Yeah, I really miss those days.
I'm not even two months out of high school and I already miss it. Don't you? I sure do miss being underaged, poor, and surrounded by a bunch of tools whose only business in high school is to scrape by with the bare minimum so they can get their diploma, which makes them fully qualified to get a back-breaking bottom-barrel job on the oil patch working 12 hours a day, six days a week, surrounded by a bunch of other dumbasses just like them who all think that they totally beat the system by doing fuck-all in high school and will now live the high life living in shitty motels year-round, occasionally returning to their trailer park home every third weekend where they will sit around and complain about the "stupid fuckin' Liberals" and "NDP Commies" even though they have no knowledge or grasp of politics and probably don't even know who our Prime Minister is (hint- he's from our province). Maybe if Larry the Cable Guy wasn't your premier source for current events you'd have a clue about the politics of your country. GET 'R DONE! That catchphrase (I can't believe it can be labelled as a catchphrase now) wasn't funny the first time that talentless piece of shit said it and it's not funny when you say it before every batter on your team steps to the plate during the annual May Long Slowpitch Tournament. Then you'll go out to all the high school parties you can make it to and brag to everyone you see that you are making "eight grande a month". Sadly, most people believe that all bottom-feeders on the oilpatch actually do rake in $96 000 in their first year. Somehow they all fail to notice that the dumbasses that are saying this have absolutely nothing to show for making a damn-near six figure salary other than a trailer full of empty Molson cubes and a 4x4 that sits four feet off the ground. Holy shit it makes me almost want to major in geology or chemical engineering just so I can show those who "beat" our shitty education system ($5 billion surplus and still the highest university entrance rates in the country??) the kind of life that somebody can have if they actually work for their position and not expect a bunch of free money for doing the most expendable job out there. Have fun dying at age 45 after 27 years of strenuous work in a poisonous environment doing a job that any numbskull who cares only about buying a big fucking truck as soon as possible can get on any given day, provided of course that they have that important slip of paper signifying twelve years of their life spent not learning anything.
I hate what the oil industry has done to this province. So many people with zero intelligience and too much money.
Yeah, I really miss those days.