8th August 2006, 9:13 PM
I can't believe a forum full of The Critic fanatics hasn't posted this yet.
Malcom: "You can't lock a raptor in a closet! They're too smart!"
*newspaper shifts underneath door crack*
*key rattles and falls out of the keyhole, onto the newspaper*
*newspaper quickly shifts back, taking the key*
*doorknob turns a few times, raptor bursts out*
Hammond: "You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!"
Raptor: *whips out a Sherlock pipe* I beg to differ, for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lay low and assume oddjobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much..." *puffs on pipe*
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On a side note, I read Jurassic Park about a few weeks ago, and it was pretty impressive. Not as good as Sphere, but great nonetheless. 'Glad I picked up the paperback. I'll have to watch the movie some time soon; Jeff Goldblum is a shoe-in for Ian Malcom.
Malcom: "You can't lock a raptor in a closet! They're too smart!"
*newspaper shifts underneath door crack*
*key rattles and falls out of the keyhole, onto the newspaper*
*newspaper quickly shifts back, taking the key*
*doorknob turns a few times, raptor bursts out*
Hammond: "You may have us, but you'll never get off the island!"
Raptor: *whips out a Sherlock pipe* I beg to differ, for you see, the other raptors and I have constructed a crude suspension bridge to Venezuela. Once there, I shall lay low and assume oddjobs under the name Mr. Pilkington. But perhaps I've said too much..." *puffs on pipe*
[edit]
On a side note, I read Jurassic Park about a few weeks ago, and it was pretty impressive. Not as good as Sphere, but great nonetheless. 'Glad I picked up the paperback. I'll have to watch the movie some time soon; Jeff Goldblum is a shoe-in for Ian Malcom.