28th April 2006, 8:22 AM
DJ/ imagine if somehow, the names of roses were actually changed to Puu blossoms, and everytime you officially need to use the word, you have to use Puu Blossom, you ask for puu blossoms from the florist, you have to tell the guy behind the counter 'I want that puu blossom, the largest Puu blossom". It would shake up everything, the entire world would be talking about 'Puu blossoms', everywhere you look you would see pictures of roses titled Puu blossoms and see angry mobs holding roses. the sales of roses would go up like 9 billion percent, it would start a phenomenon, men, women, old people, kids, everyone would be talking about puu blossoms, nudge nudge :D