23rd February 2006, 11:05 PM
My smelling of my own dick and licking of wet spots of pants will go without saying... or something.
L nude. (that's my level)
Current stats:
10 crooks of the neck to see all sides
2.5 inches between teeth required to comfortably accept it all into the mouth
1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 10 inch pussy (rectangular, for my dick is rectangular) is its normal desirable mating places
3 fucks of a hooker and maybe certain dolphins before it's spent
7 Japanese tourists responded "yes" upon asking to see it
It has tainted the chambers of 0 (human?) virgins
Classification or pet name: Fleshy slinky (or just "shlinky"), Crawlspace snake, Happy Easter, Groaner, Grover, Groover, Great expectations, Tobe Hooper's monster, Pillage, Pucker up, Peter Parker, Little nasty geeky creepy indian doctor, Morning sunshine, Cocket, Rocketman, Tonsil tick, "oh-my-god-get-that-away-from-me-what-the-hell-is-your-problem".
Things I have put up my ass or other people's asses:
Dildos
Pens
batteries
sharp corners of remote controls
hilt of a knife (needed pliars to get it out)
Teeth from dentures
Teeth from people
Teeth from animals
Teeth from big plastic tyrannisaurus rex's
His tongue in her asshole (I was video taping, I would never do something so vile)
fingers
toes
cherries
beads
whipped cream
that canned cheese
Um, possibly the severed paw of a mouse that got caught in a trap and somehow escaped. But I was too drunk to remember (wink wink)
L nude. (that's my level)
Current stats:
10 crooks of the neck to see all sides
2.5 inches between teeth required to comfortably accept it all into the mouth
1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 10 inch pussy (rectangular, for my dick is rectangular) is its normal desirable mating places
3 fucks of a hooker and maybe certain dolphins before it's spent
7 Japanese tourists responded "yes" upon asking to see it
It has tainted the chambers of 0 (human?) virgins
Classification or pet name: Fleshy slinky (or just "shlinky"), Crawlspace snake, Happy Easter, Groaner, Grover, Groover, Great expectations, Tobe Hooper's monster, Pillage, Pucker up, Peter Parker, Little nasty geeky creepy indian doctor, Morning sunshine, Cocket, Rocketman, Tonsil tick, "oh-my-god-get-that-away-from-me-what-the-hell-is-your-problem".
Things I have put up my ass or other people's asses:
Dildos
Pens
batteries
sharp corners of remote controls
hilt of a knife (needed pliars to get it out)
Teeth from dentures
Teeth from people
Teeth from animals
Teeth from big plastic tyrannisaurus rex's
His tongue in her asshole (I was video taping, I would never do something so vile)
fingers
toes
cherries
beads
whipped cream
that canned cheese
Um, possibly the severed paw of a mouse that got caught in a trap and somehow escaped. But I was too drunk to remember (wink wink)