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The Atypical Thread - lazyfatbum - 23rd February 2006 If you're atypical, smell your own dick and lick the wet spots of pants - then post here. Here, you will be welcomed, or not, it depends on your penis length and your level of nudity. i am currently a level F nude person, here are my penis stats: 55" SA 1" TTY (not including 2nd) 8 - 9 (nonsequencial) 47' BBOG 10" (including TTY but not SA sizes) Classification or pet name: Black Footed Ferret, Benji, Wank Wank the Emotional Stick, Penderecki's Masterpiece, Wood Sprite, 'The Ted Danson Story', Fappers Von Bluntcheese, Asain Death Device, Woman Tester, Bird-Rest, Wallace's Gromit, Single-Seater Rocket-Rider Exploration Tool, That Fucking Thing, and of course Princess Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses: Milk disposable lighter Single-serve tobasco sauce bottle Crayola (sunrise orange) Various Nintendo oriented paraphernalia Hair Beer Prepaid phone small ornamental figurines, such as 'baby's first steps' and 'daddy's home' Capri Sun juice pouch straw Marbles Dice A nose (not mine) Suction tools Elmer's Glue Stick Glow Stick (yellow) Pennies and assorted change The Atypical Thread - Weltall - 23rd February 2006 My Penis Stats: 78 centimeters length 10 centimeters girth 7.8 ratio 19 pounds, 7 ounces 190 gal. water displacement 30 MPH top speed 3000 mAH charge capacity 450W max. output Classification or pet name: Quarter-Pound Big Bite, The Buster Sword, Extension Cord, Pipe Organ, the Great Knife, Tubal Integrity, the PlayStation Portable, Snickers the Trouser Mouse, William Hung, Nestea Plunger, the Blunt Object of Pregnancy, "You Must Be This Tall to Ride the Scream Machine" and My Kid Brother Steven Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses: Memory Card 59 Diet Pepsi Talcum Powder The Apprentice Season 2 Nokia N-Gage Go-gurt Sega Dreamcast The Master Sword Deez Nuts 4pc Chicken McNuggets My cat 4-function universal remote 49 cents in change The Frito Bandito Fittisize 3.5" floppy The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea The Atypical Thread - lazyfatbum - 23rd February 2006 YOU FORGOT TO SMELL DICK AND LICK PANTS FAIL! The Atypical Thread - Fittisize - 23rd February 2006 Ryan Wrote:Fittisize The Atypical Thread - etoven - 23rd February 2006 My penis stats: W: Around - Varable 1" to 2' 10" L: Varable 6" => 72M 1" Weight: On average 12p 1 ounce Things I've shoved in an ass (mine or otherwise): 1 PS2 An imortal sole (on loan) 1 McNugget and a carton of eggs A 555 timer microchip from radio shack I previously owned copy of Zelda Wind Waker A disk containing a jpeg (of a picture of the words jpeg) Anna Nicole Smith (purchased with a stolen credit card) A Kodak Easy Share 7200 series camera A VHS casett of dogs having sex (with horses) And finally a picture of Sam Walten masterbating to a picture of a $5 dollar bill. EDIT: Pet Names Bork the ork dork, Billy the penis, OGOY B (Ow my GOd You must have Back trouble), Fred the head, Willy Nelson, and Bob (The grosley enourmious penis). Interesting tidbit about me.... (Also noted in my profile) I once had sex on a higher plane of existance.... (You can forget about any details), wild horses and all that! Peace! And penis! The Atypical Thread - Sacred Jellybean - 23rd February 2006 My smelling of my own dick and licking of wet spots of pants will go without saying... or something. L nude. (that's my level) Current stats: 10 crooks of the neck to see all sides 2.5 inches between teeth required to comfortably accept it all into the mouth 1.5 inch x 1.5 inch x 10 inch pussy (rectangular, for my dick is rectangular) is its normal desirable mating places 3 fucks of a hooker and maybe certain dolphins before it's spent 7 Japanese tourists responded "yes" upon asking to see it It has tainted the chambers of 0 (human?) virgins Classification or pet name: Fleshy slinky (or just "shlinky"), Crawlspace snake, Happy Easter, Groaner, Grover, Groover, Great expectations, Tobe Hooper's monster, Pillage, Pucker up, Peter Parker, Little nasty geeky creepy indian doctor, Morning sunshine, Cocket, Rocketman, Tonsil tick, "oh-my-god-get-that-away-from-me-what-the-hell-is-your-problem". Things I have put up my ass or other people's asses: Dildos Pens batteries sharp corners of remote controls hilt of a knife (needed pliars to get it out) Teeth from dentures Teeth from people Teeth from animals Teeth from big plastic tyrannisaurus rex's His tongue in her asshole (I was video taping, I would never do something so vile) fingers toes cherries beads whipped cream that canned cheese Um, possibly the severed paw of a mouse that got caught in a trap and somehow escaped. But I was too drunk to remember (wink wink) |