28th June 2005, 9:04 AM
*Darunia marches the 2nd Imperial Army to TC (45,000 infantry, 5,500 cavalry) and demands that the following... demands... are met:
1.) That Darunia be allowed to open a successful chain of fastfood restaurants, Goron Burger, within Tendo City's walls.
2.) That George Lucas return to Darunia the approximate $100 dollars in immorally-collected money that is owed, and $5.1 million in emotional damages.
3.) That an OB1 Remembrance Day be held on the third Wednesday of every October, annually. It will be composed of ritualistic nude dancing, the burning of incense, and a great feast of hotdog pie.
1.) That Darunia be allowed to open a successful chain of fastfood restaurants, Goron Burger, within Tendo City's walls.
2.) That George Lucas return to Darunia the approximate $100 dollars in immorally-collected money that is owed, and $5.1 million in emotional damages.
3.) That an OB1 Remembrance Day be held on the third Wednesday of every October, annually. It will be composed of ritualistic nude dancing, the burning of incense, and a great feast of hotdog pie.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST