22nd June 2005, 8:23 AM
Tendocity: We support quasi-criminal billing practices! We take the side of the evil billionaire who fucks children while they sleep!
Darunia: Join me, my friends, in my stand against this villainy!
Tendocity: Nay! We say nay! For while we admit it is wrong, we still find the fault with you~~for being naive enough to trust a corporation! You bought something online without doing hours of research, so the fault is with you!!
Darunia: (sigh) All right, so I'm alone on this. *Picks up Biggoron sword, Hyrulian shield, and two bottled fairies.*
*Sets off on the quest later to be called The Legend of Zelda: Darunia's Crusade Against Evil Corporate Practices*
Darunia: Join me, my friends, in my stand against this villainy!
Tendocity: Nay! We say nay! For while we admit it is wrong, we still find the fault with you~~for being naive enough to trust a corporation! You bought something online without doing hours of research, so the fault is with you!!
Darunia: (sigh) All right, so I'm alone on this. *Picks up Biggoron sword, Hyrulian shield, and two bottled fairies.*
*Sets off on the quest later to be called The Legend of Zelda: Darunia's Crusade Against Evil Corporate Practices*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST