6th March 2005, 6:12 PM
RE: That guy
C/O: Me, again, and some high-ranking ambassadors.
Subject: The arrogance of the Goron Empire
Dear young child or fat baby [your choice],
We regret to inform you that we cannot comply with your so-called "law" stating that there shall be no other emperors other than yourself as this rule, being from an the kingdom of Hyrule which resides in some imaginary plane, simply wouldn't not apply to us. Furthermore as a sovereign empire, consisting of over 500,000 systems across 583 million light-years and approximately 12 quadrillion people of almost 12,000 different and distinct races and with an Imperial Navy rivaling that of the Great Cosmic Order of the Void, we do not feel that your threats are adequate to grant more attention to your empire than to craft a few small letters that express our views on the matter. Let it also be known that you, your so-called "majesty", that we view you as humorous in some small way and so we will not at this time vaporize utterly you, your empire and your subjects, as would be the case otherwise in light of such arrogance to our obvious superiority empire.
To your continued health,
--His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Worlds, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV and 500,000 delegates from the worlds of our glorious empire.
P.S. Zartanarick Haldermoph of Jalapta IV wish to express, in his own words, that you are nothing more than a "back-water empire full of inbred boulders" and that you can "eat zragtha" for all he cares. His words, not ours, I assure you.
C/O: Me, again, and some high-ranking ambassadors.
Subject: The arrogance of the Goron Empire
Dear young child or fat baby [your choice],
We regret to inform you that we cannot comply with your so-called "law" stating that there shall be no other emperors other than yourself as this rule, being from an the kingdom of Hyrule which resides in some imaginary plane, simply wouldn't not apply to us. Furthermore as a sovereign empire, consisting of over 500,000 systems across 583 million light-years and approximately 12 quadrillion people of almost 12,000 different and distinct races and with an Imperial Navy rivaling that of the Great Cosmic Order of the Void, we do not feel that your threats are adequate to grant more attention to your empire than to craft a few small letters that express our views on the matter. Let it also be known that you, your so-called "majesty", that we view you as humorous in some small way and so we will not at this time vaporize utterly you, your empire and your subjects, as would be the case otherwise in light of such arrogance to our obvious superiority empire.
To your continued health,
--His Most Excellent Supreme Ruler of the Alpha Centauri Federation of Worlds, Emperor Great Rumbler XXIV and 500,000 delegates from the worlds of our glorious empire.
P.S. Zartanarick Haldermoph of Jalapta IV wish to express, in his own words, that you are nothing more than a "back-water empire full of inbred boulders" and that you can "eat zragtha" for all he cares. His words, not ours, I assure you.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.