6th January 2005, 5:03 PM
I wish that canaries would come down from the sky and carry me off to Mars so that I could join Bill Cosby's Circular Circus of Circuitude and Magic and I could be the guy that gets people to pay money to see the Bearded Lady...of Space and Bill Cosby would be my best friend and he'd give me money so that I could buy cattle and have a cattlerun to Jupiter to be with the Monolith of Martian Magnitudinal Magicus.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.