What's up Tendo City

[lazyfatbum]

this one time I saw a turtle trying to cross a road, it must have taken him 30 minutes to get out there. he was huge, and then he was hit by a car. i ran to save him, but then another car hit him and cracked his shell. By the time i got to him he was dead. I had thought, up to now, that it would be the saddest thing I ever saw.

fittisize, i salute you. And not because you're not funny or because you're dim, and not because you live in an arctic wasteland or have an inferiority complex, but because that post was the worst, most retarded attempt at anything i have ever seen.