Revolution's final name....Wii. (pronounced we)

[lazyfatbum]

hahaha oh my dear god get ready for it, there's going to be nine thousand piss jokes a minute in the coming months/years. "i cant wait to play with my wii wii!" - "then miyamoto talked about Wii...." - "With Metroid Prime 3, Nintendo will immerse you in Wii" hoo boy, it's gonna suck hard :D

Just for fun Nintendo needs to tack on another W so it reads as WWii, now we'll really get the 70 and up crowd.

the good news is, it's totally different which is neat, but so is calling the console the Shitcock Fuck Fuck dog Pussy and that's also a bad name. is anyone else getting flashbacks of Prince renaming himself as a symbol? God that was retarded, almost as bad as Wii, not quite though.

I-pod's a stupid name too, however it makes sense because it's a 'pod' that holds music and the I could stand for Internet and the fact that it's personal (I in the first person) as well as Apple's other products that also start with I. Wii means absolutely nothing, the W stands for what... World? and then ii is.... Internet.... Icing? Infrastructure? wtf.

The video is cool, the i's running around shooting and playing, totally gets the message across (kill children) but so would:

Nintendo Collective (JOIN US! this sounds harsher, Borg, all that)

Nintendo United (ONE CONSOLE, UNDER GOD, WITH MARIO AND ZELDA FOR ALL needs a theme and a president we dislike)

Nintendo Converge (makes me think of mutating.... dunno)

Nintendo Go (GO NINTENDO! GO NINTENDO! GO NINTENDO GOOOOO! rumored name a while ago, funny how it also works if you combine them, like 'Go Wii!")

Nintendo Connect (bland)

Nintendo US (universal system) huh? huh? damn i'm good.

aww fugit i'm calling it Nintendo Revolution regardless of what Nintendo's going to call it. does this means it's d/l service is gonna be called wii-fi? dear fat christ.