21st April 2006, 4:48 AM
hahahaha :D
Scientist: We cloned a sheep!
Sheep: *dies*
Scientist: fuck. let's make another!
Sheep: *dies*
Scientist: fuck! what is up with this code??
Sheep watching through the window: i dont see the big deal, Nancy pops one out every few months and they do fine.
Nancy the sheep: wat! r u calling me a slut??/
*somewhere in heaven billions of years ago*
God: I did it! i made a lifeform! it's kinda slimey.... but it's alive! Hmm.... I cant hand-make every single lifeform I need to make them perpetuate somehow...
Michael: ....make them horny
God: Oh yeah! hey someone write this down; hence forth, the life of earth will be unbelievably horny and total sluts
Michael: ok but what if they get really curious about how they're made and start messing around with themselves to undo what you made?
God: I dunno, we'll make it overly complicated. Like billions and billions of variables.
Michael: Genius. ok so horny and complicated, what else?
God: Inherent superiority complex.
Michael: haha, earth is gonna suck.
Scientist: We cloned a sheep!
Sheep: *dies*
Scientist: fuck. let's make another!
Sheep: *dies*
Scientist: fuck! what is up with this code??
Sheep watching through the window: i dont see the big deal, Nancy pops one out every few months and they do fine.
Nancy the sheep: wat! r u calling me a slut??/
*somewhere in heaven billions of years ago*
God: I did it! i made a lifeform! it's kinda slimey.... but it's alive! Hmm.... I cant hand-make every single lifeform I need to make them perpetuate somehow...
Michael: ....make them horny
God: Oh yeah! hey someone write this down; hence forth, the life of earth will be unbelievably horny and total sluts
Michael: ok but what if they get really curious about how they're made and start messing around with themselves to undo what you made?
God: I dunno, we'll make it overly complicated. Like billions and billions of variables.
Michael: Genius. ok so horny and complicated, what else?
God: Inherent superiority complex.
Michael: haha, earth is gonna suck.