22nd March 2006, 8:34 PM
Come on! As far as beards go, that one seems well kept! Sure as a general rule they seem... European... but eh, some people seem to like them. And conditioner? That man has hippie hair! It's conditioned with LOVE! (No seriously, it looks washed and brushed, what's wrong with it?)
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)