21st March 2006, 12:23 AM
Am I the only one read the bible? A jewish middle eastern man does not look like that! just because leonardo devinci painted him to be a white long haired man in a toga DOES NOT MAKE IT SO.
But yeah, very frightening. Apparently he not only turns your water to wine and put ears back on people, he can also spot weld and perform open heart surgery, and give babies to clowns.
God: son, i dont think they understood the message... they think you're white and you help people drive stick
Jesus: 4 on the floor or 3 on the tree? Rigged an 8 head in a Miata once.
God: I should have made you a woman
Jesus: what
God: nothing, nothing... oh hey I hear someone in need of a 'spot' at the World's Gym in San Diego, why dont you go 'save them'
Jesus: alright! i can work on my lutes!
God: fine. Oh, and bring me back a flawless lamb
Jesus: lol
God: no seriously, i need them. Cerberus wont anything with flaws.
Cerburus: *Spike lee, Dan Ackroyd and seinfeld* ...suddenly the aboriginal hominid is enlightened and releases the quasar before disrupting the positronic sub-structure therfore - fuck white people, let's get pizza, no dominos, no chuckey cheeses, new york style pizza, made by black people and served by.... oh... served by white people, shit that's a movie right there - well the chuckey's cheese place i can understand. I mean who wants to eat a restaurant sponsored by a rat? - bitch larry david carried your ass, you tell a joke and people thank god they was born black.... shit that's a movie right there.... - I'm getting hungry, Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Artiodactyla, Bovidae, Caprinae, Ovis Linnaeus on my plate in 5 minutes or so help me, i will allow human beings to reach beyond the gates of the netherworld and reclaim their unholy family members until a hellish orgy covers the earth in vile pornographic sin - ...and what's with the mint jelly? why ...the mint jelly? you cant serve lamb, witho - YO SHUT THE FUCK UP
But yeah, very frightening. Apparently he not only turns your water to wine and put ears back on people, he can also spot weld and perform open heart surgery, and give babies to clowns.
God: son, i dont think they understood the message... they think you're white and you help people drive stick
Jesus: 4 on the floor or 3 on the tree? Rigged an 8 head in a Miata once.
God: I should have made you a woman
Jesus: what
God: nothing, nothing... oh hey I hear someone in need of a 'spot' at the World's Gym in San Diego, why dont you go 'save them'
Jesus: alright! i can work on my lutes!
God: fine. Oh, and bring me back a flawless lamb
Jesus: lol
God: no seriously, i need them. Cerberus wont anything with flaws.
Cerburus: *Spike lee, Dan Ackroyd and seinfeld* ...suddenly the aboriginal hominid is enlightened and releases the quasar before disrupting the positronic sub-structure therfore - fuck white people, let's get pizza, no dominos, no chuckey cheeses, new york style pizza, made by black people and served by.... oh... served by white people, shit that's a movie right there - well the chuckey's cheese place i can understand. I mean who wants to eat a restaurant sponsored by a rat? - bitch larry david carried your ass, you tell a joke and people thank god they was born black.... shit that's a movie right there.... - I'm getting hungry, Animalia, Chordata, Mammalia, Artiodactyla, Bovidae, Caprinae, Ovis Linnaeus on my plate in 5 minutes or so help me, i will allow human beings to reach beyond the gates of the netherworld and reclaim their unholy family members until a hellish orgy covers the earth in vile pornographic sin - ...and what's with the mint jelly? why ...the mint jelly? you cant serve lamb, witho - YO SHUT THE FUCK UP