6th April 2003, 6:05 AM
Quebec withstand a siege? *cough* 1759 *cough*.
*Toronto surrenders unconditionally on April 6th. Goron detachment occupies city. Next day, Montreal and Ottawa sue for peace, realizing how great and mighty the Goron War machine is. They beg the US to help, but the US remembers Canada's war committment at Iraq and laughs*
*Canada forced to pay luxurious war indemnity to Goron Empire; annexed Nova Scotia*
---*End Goron-Canadian War*
;) :p
*Toronto surrenders unconditionally on April 6th. Goron detachment occupies city. Next day, Montreal and Ottawa sue for peace, realizing how great and mighty the Goron War machine is. They beg the US to help, but the US remembers Canada's war committment at Iraq and laughs*
*Canada forced to pay luxurious war indemnity to Goron Empire; annexed Nova Scotia*
---*End Goron-Canadian War*
;) :p
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST