23rd February 2006, 10:13 PM
(This post was last modified: 23rd February 2006, 11:30 PM by etoven.)
My penis stats:
W: Around - Varable 1" to 2' 10"
L: Varable 6" => 72M 1"
Weight: On average 12p 1 ounce
Things I've shoved in an ass (mine or otherwise):
1 PS2
An imortal sole (on loan)
1 McNugget and a carton of eggs
A 555 timer microchip from radio shack
I previously owned copy of Zelda Wind Waker
A disk containing a jpeg (of a picture of the words jpeg)
Anna Nicole Smith (purchased with a stolen credit card)
A Kodak Easy Share 7200 series camera
A VHS casett of dogs having sex (with horses)
And finally a picture of Sam Walten masterbating to a picture of a $5 dollar bill.
EDIT: Pet Names
Bork the ork dork, Billy the penis, OGOY B (Ow my GOd You must have Back trouble), Fred the head, Willy Nelson, and Bob (The grosley enourmious penis).
Interesting tidbit about me....
(Also noted in my profile)
I once had sex on a higher plane of existance....
(You can forget about any details), wild horses and all that!
Peace! And penis!
W: Around - Varable 1" to 2' 10"
L: Varable 6" => 72M 1"
Weight: On average 12p 1 ounce
Things I've shoved in an ass (mine or otherwise):
1 PS2
An imortal sole (on loan)
1 McNugget and a carton of eggs
A 555 timer microchip from radio shack
I previously owned copy of Zelda Wind Waker
A disk containing a jpeg (of a picture of the words jpeg)
Anna Nicole Smith (purchased with a stolen credit card)
A Kodak Easy Share 7200 series camera
A VHS casett of dogs having sex (with horses)
And finally a picture of Sam Walten masterbating to a picture of a $5 dollar bill.
EDIT: Pet Names
Bork the ork dork, Billy the penis, OGOY B (Ow my GOd You must have Back trouble), Fred the head, Willy Nelson, and Bob (The grosley enourmious penis).
Interesting tidbit about me....
(Also noted in my profile)
I once had sex on a higher plane of existance....
(You can forget about any details), wild horses and all that!
Peace! And penis!