23rd February 2006, 2:40 AM
If you're atypical, smell your own dick and lick the wet spots of pants - then post here. Here, you will be welcomed, or not, it depends on your penis length and your level of nudity. i am currently a level F nude person, here are my penis stats:
55" SA
1" TTY (not including 2nd)
8 - 9 (nonsequencial)
47' BBOG
10" (including TTY but not SA sizes)
Classification or pet name: Black Footed Ferret, Benji, Wank Wank the Emotional Stick, Penderecki's Masterpiece, Wood Sprite, 'The Ted Danson Story', Fappers Von Bluntcheese, Asain Death Device, Woman Tester, Bird-Rest, Wallace's Gromit, Single-Seater Rocket-Rider Exploration Tool, That Fucking Thing, and of course Princess
Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:
Milk
disposable lighter
Single-serve tobasco sauce bottle
Crayola (sunrise orange)
Various Nintendo oriented paraphernalia
Hair
Beer
Prepaid phone
small ornamental figurines, such as 'baby's first steps' and 'daddy's home'
Capri Sun juice pouch straw
Marbles
Dice
A nose (not mine)
Suction tools
Elmer's Glue Stick
Glow Stick (yellow)
Pennies and assorted change
55" SA
1" TTY (not including 2nd)
8 - 9 (nonsequencial)
47' BBOG
10" (including TTY but not SA sizes)
Classification or pet name: Black Footed Ferret, Benji, Wank Wank the Emotional Stick, Penderecki's Masterpiece, Wood Sprite, 'The Ted Danson Story', Fappers Von Bluntcheese, Asain Death Device, Woman Tester, Bird-Rest, Wallace's Gromit, Single-Seater Rocket-Rider Exploration Tool, That Fucking Thing, and of course Princess
Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:
Milk
disposable lighter
Single-serve tobasco sauce bottle
Crayola (sunrise orange)
Various Nintendo oriented paraphernalia
Hair
Beer
Prepaid phone
small ornamental figurines, such as 'baby's first steps' and 'daddy's home'
Capri Sun juice pouch straw
Marbles
Dice
A nose (not mine)
Suction tools
Elmer's Glue Stick
Glow Stick (yellow)
Pennies and assorted change