23rd February 2006, 3:19 AM
My Penis Stats:
78 centimeters length
10 centimeters girth
7.8 ratio
19 pounds, 7 ounces
190 gal. water displacement
30 MPH top speed
3000 mAH charge capacity
450W max. output
Classification or pet name: Quarter-Pound Big Bite, The Buster Sword, Extension Cord, Pipe Organ, the Great Knife, Tubal Integrity, the PlayStation Portable, Snickers the Trouser Mouse, William Hung, Nestea Plunger, the Blunt Object of Pregnancy, "You Must Be This Tall to Ride the Scream Machine" and My Kid Brother Steven
Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:
Memory Card 59
Diet Pepsi
Talcum Powder
The Apprentice Season 2
Nokia N-Gage
Go-gurt
Sega Dreamcast
The Master Sword
Deez Nuts
4pc Chicken McNuggets
My cat
4-function universal remote
49 cents in change
The Frito Bandito
Fittisize
3.5" floppy
The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea
78 centimeters length
10 centimeters girth
7.8 ratio
19 pounds, 7 ounces
190 gal. water displacement
30 MPH top speed
3000 mAH charge capacity
450W max. output
Classification or pet name: Quarter-Pound Big Bite, The Buster Sword, Extension Cord, Pipe Organ, the Great Knife, Tubal Integrity, the PlayStation Portable, Snickers the Trouser Mouse, William Hung, Nestea Plunger, the Blunt Object of Pregnancy, "You Must Be This Tall to Ride the Scream Machine" and My Kid Brother Steven
Things i have put in my ass or other people's asses:
Memory Card 59
Diet Pepsi
Talcum Powder
The Apprentice Season 2
Nokia N-Gage
Go-gurt
Sega Dreamcast
The Master Sword
Deez Nuts
4pc Chicken McNuggets
My cat
4-function universal remote
49 cents in change
The Frito Bandito
Fittisize
3.5" floppy
The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR