5th April 2003, 11:32 AM
GORON GENERAL(TO DARUNIA ON RADIO): My Most Excellent Imperious Majesty, we're encountering more resistance at the front lines of Toronto then we'd expected.
DARUNIA: Surely you don't mean that they're fighting back? The Canadians never fight for anything, not even their own independence!
GENERAL: Yes my liege...but they are now...as we speak, legions of hockey players and lumberjacks are advancing towards our front lines, with hockey sticks and axes!
(Explosion outside from gunpoweder-filled hockey pucks raining down)
DARUNIA(angry): Insolent bastards! They'll learn respect! I'M COMING THEIR PERSONALLY(Hangs up).
GENERAL(gasping): Uh-oh...NOW they're in for it!!
DARUNIA: Surely you don't mean that they're fighting back? The Canadians never fight for anything, not even their own independence!
GENERAL: Yes my liege...but they are now...as we speak, legions of hockey players and lumberjacks are advancing towards our front lines, with hockey sticks and axes!
(Explosion outside from gunpoweder-filled hockey pucks raining down)
DARUNIA(angry): Insolent bastards! They'll learn respect! I'M COMING THEIR PERSONALLY(Hangs up).
GENERAL(gasping): Uh-oh...NOW they're in for it!!
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