19th January 2006, 9:21 PM
I'm officially scarred, but the Vulcan in me still must point out that the term "masterbation" is defined as an endevor only a single individual participates in. You can't "masterbate" another, by definition.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)