4th April 2003, 11:25 AM
Goron 7th Infantry Division (78,000 troops+support)meets army of Robotic Richard Simmons' (160,000) on the field. Goron right wing, under command of Major General Gravel, swings hard and smashes the flank of the robots. The left wing, under Sir Goron Stone, commences a devastating rolling barrage on the countering robot flank. The center, under Emperor Darunia, enacts a bold bayonet charge, inflicting heavy casualties. Robots are routed; losing 49,000 dead. Goron losses are less than one.
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST