28th December 2005, 6:15 PM
Oh wow i totally missed this, thanks etoven :D
Merry belated whatever the fuck it is you celebrate!
Except Kwanzaa. Fuck Kwanzaa. I cant believe someone actually made a holiday for black people. When they sing 'White Christmas" they're talking about SNOW. Fucking idiot black panther activists and their bullshit hypocrisies, they made a black santa! There's no black people in Turkey! GOD. Now suddenly a priest in asia who was brought in to saint hood and is celebrated for his practices of gift giving to the poor and the children and become well known through out Europe is AFRICAN? But why stop there? why not make Jesus black? hey let's make Abraham Lincoln black and while we're at it, why dont we use some Hollywood magic to make John F. Kennedy black! How about black John Wayne!?
THE BLACK BERETS
George Beckworth: There is such a thing as due process.
Colonel Mike Kirby: Out here, due process is a bullet. *deep sub base* I dunno wut we doin in the middle of vietnam with the viet kong gettin it from my supers cuz i know they dead wrong, just wanna go home to my wife and kids but uncle sam playin me just for kicks
George Beckworth: My ____ gotsa fur coat ___, tai ___ hang off my arms, we invade ___ korea before the ____ cause any _____ harm ____ I breakin ____ on my ___ chinese ____ ass __________ cuz my ____ is ____ and ____ !
____ __ DOGS _____ _____ NAPALM ______ORDER IN OR CARRY-OUT___________!
*Northern China holding their crotch, some blurred out to mask nudity or drug related images and dancing in the background in slow motion as a giant robot of a Chinese Malcom X swats down American bombers like King Kong while thousands of fireworks explode revealing the words 'No chink ever called me a nigger' that can be seen from space where a black Buzz Aldrin looks down from his shuttle with a Caddilac emblem on the nose*
Black Buzz Aldrin: yo this buzz, treat yo lady with respect and yo be takin one giant leap for man kind, money. dont hate the pussy yo. *black buzz smiles and turns over to reveal 3 asian girls who are pouring him another gin and tonic from the neon-lit wet bar*
Okay it's not that bad... yet. And as bad as that is it's still more dignified than having your image used in a beer commercial, I think.
Merry belated whatever the fuck it is you celebrate!
Except Kwanzaa. Fuck Kwanzaa. I cant believe someone actually made a holiday for black people. When they sing 'White Christmas" they're talking about SNOW. Fucking idiot black panther activists and their bullshit hypocrisies, they made a black santa! There's no black people in Turkey! GOD. Now suddenly a priest in asia who was brought in to saint hood and is celebrated for his practices of gift giving to the poor and the children and become well known through out Europe is AFRICAN? But why stop there? why not make Jesus black? hey let's make Abraham Lincoln black and while we're at it, why dont we use some Hollywood magic to make John F. Kennedy black! How about black John Wayne!?
THE BLACK BERETS
George Beckworth: There is such a thing as due process.
Colonel Mike Kirby: Out here, due process is a bullet. *deep sub base* I dunno wut we doin in the middle of vietnam with the viet kong gettin it from my supers cuz i know they dead wrong, just wanna go home to my wife and kids but uncle sam playin me just for kicks
George Beckworth: My ____ gotsa fur coat ___, tai ___ hang off my arms, we invade ___ korea before the ____ cause any _____ harm ____ I breakin ____ on my ___ chinese ____ ass __________ cuz my ____ is ____ and ____ !
____ __ DOGS _____ _____ NAPALM ______ORDER IN OR CARRY-OUT___________!
*Northern China holding their crotch, some blurred out to mask nudity or drug related images and dancing in the background in slow motion as a giant robot of a Chinese Malcom X swats down American bombers like King Kong while thousands of fireworks explode revealing the words 'No chink ever called me a nigger' that can be seen from space where a black Buzz Aldrin looks down from his shuttle with a Caddilac emblem on the nose*
Black Buzz Aldrin: yo this buzz, treat yo lady with respect and yo be takin one giant leap for man kind, money. dont hate the pussy yo. *black buzz smiles and turns over to reveal 3 asian girls who are pouring him another gin and tonic from the neon-lit wet bar*
Okay it's not that bad... yet. And as bad as that is it's still more dignified than having your image used in a beer commercial, I think.