It's Not My Trick...It's My Illusion! (The Arrested Development Thread)

[Paco]

Lindsay: "Did you enjoy your meal, mother? You drank it fast enough."
Lucille: "Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not your chair."

A waiter asked: "Plate or platter?"
Lucille: "I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it."

Michael: "Why are you squeezing me with your body?"
Lucille: "It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you."

Lucille: "I'll be in the hospital bar."
Michael: "Uhh, you know, there isn't a hospital bar, mother."
Lucille: "Well, this is why people hate hospitals."

Favorite quotes by character:
Lindsay's my favorite..."I fought for you" (when kitty knocked her out),
"You know, we're not the only ones destroying trees. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club a few beavers?"
"Michael, if this is a lecture on how we're all supposed to whatever and blah-blah-blah, well, you can save it, because we all know it by heart."
"I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating. If you need me, I'll be at the bar."


Gob: "No! I was ashamed to be seen with you. I like being with you.

Tobias was a riot when he played as Mrs. Featherbottom. Especially when he tried to use an umbrella to make a graceful entrance in to the living area from the staircase, and ended up smashing into the coffee table.

I'll update more as I remember them.:D

I need to buy those on DVD...it's so fucking sad that it was canceled.